The worst thing in the worldnIs finding blood on your toilet papernThe worst thing in the worldnIs getting a hard-on when you're round your Nan'snnThis must be the worst thing in the worldnAs bad as crashing out round your best mate's housenThen waking up with him sucking your cocknnThe worst thing in the worldnIs finding out you're related to Ian HuntleynThe worst thing in the worldnIs catching your cock in your zipnnThis must be the worst thing in the worldnAs bad as falling asleep during 'Match of the Day'nOr going for a swim in Barrymore's poolnnThis must be the worst thing in the worldnAs bad as trying to explain in casualtynHow a banana in a johnny got stuck up your arsennThis must be the worst thing in the worldnAs bad as going down on Lisa RileynOr walking in on Jay Cox rooting your Mum