Last Friday night I was due out on a datenBut unfortunately I got home really latenI didn't have time for a bath or a showernThere's only one thing that could save usnIt's just like a shower but it's over the sinknThe only thing that get's washed is shiny and pinknIf there's a possibility of fellatio you have to make surenThat your knob doesn't smell like QuaversnnA gentleman's washnA gentleman's washnIf you think there's half a chancenYour cock might get a noshnPull your pants to one sidenWash the men that they hidenAnd that's a little gentleman's wash!nnThe other weekend I was out on the pissnWhen this girl who was wankered came and gave me a kissnShe said I bet you've got a big knob 'cause you've got big handsnJust like Peter ShiltonnBut I'd come straight from footy and I thought my cock must stinknSo I rushed to the bogs and flopped it out in the sinknI thought if I'm gonna get sucked off it's only good manners to make surenThat my knob doesn't smell like StiltonnnA gentleman's washnA gentleman's washnIf you think there's half a chancenYour cock might get a noshnPull back your skinnWash the helmet withinnAnd that's a little gentleman'snHave a little gentleman'snThat's a little gentleman's wash!