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Wank the Dog
Kunt And The Gang

I got him from the pet shopnThey said he was a guard dognThe only thing that's fierce about himnIs his constant hard-onnHe gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuitnHe gets a bit of dogs jizz on his little lipsticknnAnd one time I smelt it and it smelt so ranknHe just can't leave his cock alonenThat's why we call him 'Wank'nnCHORUS:nWank the dog, wank the dognPull on a marigold and wank the dognWank the dog, wank the dognPull on a marigold and wank the dognnHe may not be a pedigreenBut he's always got a drop of white wee-wee for menSo I follow him around with a square of toilet papernDamp him down when he's aroundn'Cause he will try and rape yanI took him to the vets who said that he could chop his plods offnBut I quite like relieving him so I told him to sod offnnMy dog's randy, he's very, very randynThe only way to calm him downnIs to give him a hand shandy


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