The Two Finger Test
Kunt And The Gang

On my 16th birthday my Dad came into my roomnNo, he didn't interfere with me if that's what you presumednHe said Now you're a man, Kunt, with a full set of pubesnI've got some information that you will need to usenSometimes a lady's private parts can be a pongy placenIf she's been dancing at a disco and then sits on your facenSo make sure you go in finger's first, do it just in casenAnd you have to have a sneaky sniff while having an embracennIt's called the Two Finger TestnThe Two Finger TestnBefore you go and muff divenWait a mo' may I suggest?nShe'll think a cuddle's nicenAnd if you take my advicenYou can sneakily do the Two Finger TestnnSo everytime I sup from the furry cupnI take my Pop's advice and I pop two fingers upnAnd when those fingers fail the test I thank my old mannEspecially when you get one that smells like a burger vannnOh, the Two Finger TestnThe Two Finger TestnFor checking if chuff's are whiffynIt's the system that works bestnShe need never knownIf you lick her down belownThat she has passed the Two Finger TestnnIt's called the Two Finger TestnThe Two Finger TestnIf my ex-girlfriend's hear this songnI'm sure they'll be impressednEverytime I didn't gonAnd lick 'em down belownThat they have failed the Two Finger Test

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