When I'm in a night club I always seeknTasty looking girls with whom I'd like to speaknBut if I want a girl who's gonna help me reach my peaknI always make sure that she's ranknnIf you want a loving and a long relationshipnYou might want to insure your partner is quite fitnBut if you want a girl who says Spunk on my titsnYou'd better make sure that she's ranknnIf you want a girl who's gonna spank your planknYou'd better make sure that she's ranknnEven if she's a fucking disgracenOr got a big birth mark on her facenIf she's got two boobs and a chuffnShe'll help me win the milk racennWell, what about facial hair?nOr a smell that emanates from downstairs?nA bit of a 'tache or a whiffy gashnHell, I don't care!nnIf you want a girl who enters beauty shows and always winsnShe'll need a lovely figure and some gorgeous pinsnBut if you want your corey sucked behind the Co-op binsnYou'd better make sure that she's ranknnIf you want a girl who you can take home to meet your folksnShe'll be nice, respectful, politely smile at jokesnBut if you're 6 months down the line and want a sweaty pokenYou'd better make sure that she's ranknnIf you want a girl who's gonna spank your planknYou'd better make sure that she'snYou have to make sure that she'snYou'd better make sure that she's ranknMake sure that she's rank!nn