Dee (The Oldest Groupie)
Kunt And The Gang

She came backstage at a Kunt gignShe's had 50 years on menIf I'm in my early 30'snWell, that makes her 83nShe said D'ya know what a groupie is?nAnd I said Well, of course!nShe came and sat down on my lapnShe smelt just like mint saucennShe told me I had what it takesnTo make it in showbiznShe said she once fucked Arthur AskeynThat's just how old she isnFrom the Rolling Stones to RazorlightnThey've all been up her cloutnShe poured her bloomers to one sidenAnd a fucking moth flew out!nnDee, she's the oldest groupienHer tits are round her waistnAnd she weed on my facenWhen I licked out her pussynnOh, Dee, what do I see in thee?nShe lives in a sheltered flatnShe's got a shrivelled up twatnBut I don't care about thatnnShe said she once fucked Tommy CoopernHe did it 'just like that!'nHe conjured up a hard-onnAnd he stuck it up her twatnShe showed me pictures of her threesomesnI couldn't believe my eyesnShe'd been rogered by Rogers & HammersteinnAnd skied with Morecambe & WisennShe'd been spit-roasted by Chas & DavenAnd felched by Blazin' SquadnShe got a facial when the lead singernFrom Showaddywaddy lost his wadnFrom Adam Ant to ZucchuronThey'd all been up her snitchnShe'd pulled a train on Dave DeenDozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch!nnDee, she's the oldest groupienHer tits are round her waistnAnd she weed on my facenWhen I licked out her pussynnOh, Dee, what do I see in thee?nShe lives in a sheltered flatnShe's got a shrivelled up twatnBut we can lubricate that

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