What do you do in the middle of the nightnWhen it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleepnAnd your Dad's asleep and the door is shutnAnd the light is out and the room is darknAnd the curtains drawn and you're on your ownnYour bed is warm and your dream is rudenAnd your hand's restless and your knob is hardnnHave a wank! Have a wank!nHave a mutha fuckin' wank!nnI'm getting out my cocknI pull my foreskin backnI reveal my acornnAnd give it a little smacknI'm thinking of ladiesnPlaying with their vulva'snAnd inserting objectsnInto their women's areasnnWhat do you do in the middle of the daynWhen the TV's shit and there's nothing onnWhen you got no money and you got no beernAnd you've read the paper from cover to covernRadio's playing a pile of shit like Darius Danesh and Robbie WilliamsnWho are the two biggest cunts in the whole wide world!!nnHave a wank!nHave a mutha fuckin' wank!nnI'm getting out my cocknI'm gonna wank for BritainnI'm cumming in a socknAnd then I'll put my kit onnI'm wanking as ifnMy life depended on itnI'm picturing some titsnI'm imagining a clitnnCome on, come on,nCome and have a wank with menCome on, come on,nCome and have a wank with menCome on, come on,nCome and have a wank with menCome on, come on,nCome and have a wank with mennWank your hairy cock with menn
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A Cup of Tea A Semi-on With a Drop of Pre-cum Air Hostess All I Want For Christmas Is You (To Bring Me Off) Arranged Bride Back and Forth Carol Vorderman Chips or Tits Come On Cliff, Admit You're Queer Dee (The Oldest Groupie) Detox My Cock Doctor Fox Ex-Girlfriend Feminine Itch Fred and Rose Fucksticks Gentleman's Wash I Shit My Pants I'm Gonna Lick You Out I've Had My Last Wank For England If You Don't Like This Song You're A Fucking Cunt Jesus (Baby With a Beard) Just Can't Get Enough Kunt Comfort Let's Go Commando Little Kunt's Song (Flabby Cunt Lips) Make Sure That She's Rank Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?) My Mum Found My Wank Mags One Last Wank And One Last Cry Perverts on the Internet Princess Di (I'll Wank And I Will Cry) Pubes Santa's Sack Shaven Haven Sit Down Wee Soapy Tit Wank The Birds and the Bees The Bloke Up The Garage Fucked a Sheep The Illegal Download Song The Two Finger Test The Worst Thing In The World This Christmas Use My Arse As A Cunt Wank the Dog Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-Girl... You're a Pervert Young Girl
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