It was a normal day, I was having a wanknMy knob was quite cheesy and it smelt pretty ranknIt was just like any ordinary daynThen just as I'm about to shoot my loadnA sombre voice came on the radionAnd told me Princess Di had passed awaynWell, suddenly my stiffy went awaynnCHORUS:nOh, Princess Di, why did you have to die?nWhy d'ya die? Why d'ya die?!!nJust when I had a tingle in my Jap's eye?nMy Jap's eye, my Jap's eye, my Jap's eye?!!nOh, Princess Di, I'll wank and I will crynWank and cry, wank and cry, wank and cry!!!nnNow when I get a erection in my private partsnI start to think about the Queen of HeartsnAnd that's when blood drains out my knobnI've got to forget about the fatal crashnAnd think about Diana's hairy gashnAnd suddenly I feel it start to throbnSo I sob and I have a hand job