I thought you had to be 18 to get into a clubnBut that presumption nearly got me in trubnI pulled a sexy girl but when I got back to her housenShe had posters up of McFly and Mickey fuckin' MousenI asked her how old she was, she said Nearly 16 -nNow my Mum and Dad's asleep upstairsnPlease don't cause a scenenI had a woody anyway but I decided InShould take it out her mouth and put it back into my flynnShe's got boobs and she's got a muffnBut the law says she's not old enoughnYoung girl, I can't stick it in younI'm not advocating under age sexnBut my knob keeps telling me 'what the heck?!'nYoung girl, I can't stick it in younnYoung girl, you're just so bloody youngnBut that doesn't stop me wantingnTo stick my stiffy into your front bumnnI've got a feeling in my trousersnMakes me wanna take this further than the law allows usnYoung girl, I can't stick it in younTechnically she's still a minornSo I have to keep my willy out of tight vaginanYoung girl, I can't stick it in younnYoung girl, you're of such tender yearsnBut it always seems like a good ideanAfter a few beersnnIn only 2 months her birthday's loomingnShould I wait around for that or is it technically grooming?nYoung girl, I can't stick it in younShe's just as mature as the older chicksnBut in the back of my mind there's what happened to Graeme RixnYoung girl, I can't stick it in younnYoung girl, we have to say goodbyenBut expect a phone call in 60 daysnWhen I want some furry pien'Cause when you're 16 they can't stop menDoing the old in-out till I do white wee-weenYoung girl, I'm gonna stick it in younn