Well, I was at a family wedding and to be franknI was thinking about fucking off home 'cause it was proper wanknThe free bar had run out and so I decided to leavenWhen all of a sudden this little kid came up to menHe said: I've heard some words in the playground I don't understandnFor example, anus, front bottom and mammary glandsnBefore I knew it he clambered up and was sat on my kneenAnd he said: Uncle Kunt, will you tell me 'bout the birds and the bees?nnSo, I stopped, scratched my headnAnd then I said...nnWell, your Dad, he took his cheesy polenWhich he stuck in Mummy's fishy holenThen he moved it in and out, in and out, in and outnUntil little tadpoles come outnnBut the thing is, you see, my Mum is a lesby friendnAnd neither her or my other Mummy has got a bell-endnThey've both got vaginas so I'm confused you seenWithout any cocks or mens milk, how the fuck did they make me?nnSo, I stopped, scratched my headnAnd then I said...nnMmm... well, they probably found some bloke and gotnHim to wank into a yoghurt potnAnd then she put the jizz into a syringenAnd squirted it up her mingenSo, your Daddy brought his cheesy pole off into a pot of BenecolnThen again, the pot might have been SkinBut either way it was white wee weenAnd that's the birds and the beesnn
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Kunt And The Gang
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A Cup of Tea A Semi-on With a Drop of Pre-cum Air Hostess All I Want For Christmas Is You (To Bring Me Off) Arranged Bride Back and Forth Carol Vorderman Chips or Tits Come On Cliff, Admit You're Queer Dee (The Oldest Groupie) Detox My Cock Doctor Fox Ex-Girlfriend Feminine Itch Fred and Rose Fucksticks Gentleman's Wash Have A Wank I Shit My Pants I'm Gonna Lick You Out I've Had My Last Wank For England If You Don't Like This Song You're A Fucking Cunt Jesus (Baby With a Beard) Just Can't Get Enough Kunt Comfort Let's Go Commando Little Kunt's Song (Flabby Cunt Lips) Make Sure That She's Rank Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?) My Mum Found My Wank Mags One Last Wank And One Last Cry Perverts on the Internet Princess Di (I'll Wank And I Will Cry) Pubes Santa's Sack Shaven Haven Sit Down Wee Soapy Tit Wank The Bloke Up The Garage Fucked a Sheep The Illegal Download Song The Two Finger Test The Worst Thing In The World This Christmas Use My Arse As A Cunt Wank the Dog Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-Girl... You're a Pervert Young Girl
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