I wanted a record deal but I was too rudenI tried approaching companies but they did not approvenUntil I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R mannHe said Kunt, I will sign you but you have to understandnI want to utilise your bum as somewhere I can putnMy fingers and my hands, my toes and then my footnMy penis and testes, my tongue and then my headnI mulled it over carefully and this is what I said:nnCHORUS:nGo on then, just this oncenUse my arsehole as a cuntnUse my arse, use my arsenUse my arsehole, use my arsenGo on then, just this oncenUse my arsehole as a cuntnUse my arse, use my arsenUse my arsehole, use my arsennI started feeling guilty as if I'd sold my soulnI started feeling itchy around my bumholenI started feeling achy around my underneathnI realised he'd used my bum without using a sheathnSo I went to the doctors because my bum was sorenI needed my bum sorting out 'cause I was due on tournThe doctor took a look at it and said It looks quite rawnIt looks itchy and flaky but I just can't be surenI need to use your bum myself if I'm to find a curennCome on, penetrate menMake me feel like a ladynBut don't push it in too deepnOr you might end up with shit around your brim