You got one friend who's a flight attendant
You got one friend who likes speed
You got one friend who always wants to smoke inside of your house
You got one friend who secretly likes to get peed on sexually
You got one friend who is oh so natural
And got one friend we all call the retard
You got one friend fighting cancer
You got one friend who I bet right now is barking out in the yard
But I'm the worst friend in the world
I'm the worst friend in the world
When you are down
I'm nowhere to be found
I'm the worst friend in the world
You got one friend who's in Iraq
You got one friend who dresses like little bo peep
You got one friend who is in prison
You got one friend who's really really in defeat sexually
You got one friend who could be a competitive eater
You got one friend who's one of those bad movie buffs
You got one friend who touched you inappropriately
And one friend who you are pining to touch
But I'm the worst friend in the world
I'm the worst friend in the world
When you are down
I'm nowhere to be found
I'm the worst friend in the world
You got one friend who's emic Arthur fellow
You got one friend who a widower
You got one friend who claims to have taken a dump in the White House
You got one friend who just gave birth to twins
You got one friend who goes to the gym at least twice a day
And one friend recovered from severe burns
You got one friend who rubbed his penis on tv's actual Wheel of Fortune
And one friend who y'all ain't, y'all ain't even on speaking terms
Worst Friend
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Lyrics by Vic Chesnutt
2nd Floor Arthur Murray Arthur Murray [*] Assist [*] Aunt Avis [*] Band Camp Bernadette Bernadette and Her Crowd Betty Lonely Big Huge Valley Blanket Over the Head Caper Cash Chain Confusion [*] Coward Cutty Sark [*] Deadline Debriefing Degenerate Dick Cheney Dimples Distortion Doubting Woman Drunk Duty Free Dying Young Dying Young [*] Everything I Say Fa-La-La Feast in the time of plague Fish Flirted With You All My Life Flying Free Of Hope Fun Party/Shoestring Store [*] Giant Sands Girls say Glossolalia Gluefoot Gravity of the Situation [*] Guilty by Association Hermitage Hot Seat I'm Through In Amongst the Millions In My Way, Yes It Is What It Is Ladle Latent/Blatant Latent/Blatant [*] Little Vacation Look at Me Lucinda Williams Maiden Merriment Miss Mary Miss Mary [#][*] My Last Act My New Life Myrtle Mysterious Tunnel Nathan [*] Naughty Fatalist New Town Old Hotel Onion Soup Panic Pure Parade PC Prick Rabbit Box Replenished Ribs In the Fabric Sad Peter Pan Scratch, Scratch, Scratch See You Around Sewing Machine Sleeping Man Society Sue Sponge Square Room Squeak Stay Inside Steve Willoughby Strange Language Stupid Preoccupations Styrofoam Sultan, So Mighty Sunshine [*] Super Tuesday Swelters Tarragon Thailand Thailand [Early Version][*] Thought You Were My Friend Threads Twelve Johnnies Unpacking My Suitcase Until the Led Very Friendly Lighthouse Very Friendly Lighthouses Warm We Should Be So Brave West of Rome What do you mean? When I Ran Off & Left Her When I Ran Off And Left Her When The Bottom Fell Out Withering Woodrow Wilson Wounded Prince Wrong Piano you are never alone Zippy Morocco
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