VOCALS - K: KUNT / LK: LITTLE KUNTnnK: You hang about in gent's bogs all dressed up in dragnHoping you'll see some geezers cock or maybe get a shagnLK: You broke into our neighbour's house and stole her underwearnK: When our Mum and Dad were out, you shaved your pubic hairnLK: You dip your cock in mustard 'cause it gives you an erectionnK: You pull your arsehole cheeks apart to study your reflectionnLK: You're subscribed to website's which are full of people pissingnK: When I went to get my anal beads I found that they'd gone missing!nnBOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervertnLK: You put a camera in your bognAnd watch yourself laying a lognBOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervertnK: You put your bollocks in a vicenAnd you say that it feels nicenBOTH: You're a dirty pervnnLK: You put on a dress 'cause it helps you lose your messnK: You have a strangle wank like that bloke from INXSnLK: I came home and caught you sniffing out Mum's dirty knickersnK: I caught you doing a Mick Jagger with a fun size SnickersnLK: You put pictures of you wanking on the internetnK: You sucked off a bailiff so he would waive your debtnLK: You sit on the washing machine and put it on a spinnK: When Jehovah's Witnesses' knock, you invite 'em in!nnBOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervertnLK: You got expelled from schoolnFor getting your cock out in the poolnBOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervertnK: You dress up like a gothnAnd you suck old geezers offnBOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervertnLK: You get handfuls of your shitnAnd you smear yourself in itnBOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervertnK: You read The Diary of Anne FranknAnd it made you have a wanknBOTH: You're a dirty perv