Oh yes, I'm that master rapI'm the cold cap (echo)I'm what you know, askRappingBeyotch, beyotch2 times baby, one time moreGive it one more for sir too shortWhen I rap, I'm like this, I'm like thatThey can't resist, the mc mc mc thingThat too too too too too short thingBeyotch, I don't stopNever ever ever will smoke that rockBeyotch, I don't quitI'm too short baby, got the shitTo rap on the mike, turn you outToo short baby without a doubtI gotta change the beatI got a song for every cold playerOh yeah, this here song is dedicated to any nigger who ever inLife got his dick sucked. so if you don't know what it's likeTo get your dick sucked, well then just dream.H-e-a-dI need a doctor just for meTo suck my dick, like a vetTo suck my dick until I sweatI need a bitch, thick as hellShe's gotta suck dick so I can tellAll my homies, what she didShe sucked and sucked and she's a bitchThe homeboys laugh, everytimeAnd then I put her in my rhymeTalk about a bitch who sucked dickMan oh man that bitch can lickShe'll have a nigger jumping upMaking a nigger just wanna fuckHave you heard about baby, man she's toughYou know I have and now she sucksThe bitch sucked dick, so much dickI loved that blowjobI'm sir too $hort, I don't stopI love a bitch for a blow jobI just laugh, over and overWhen a bitch drinks sperm like it's a sodaA nigger be aiming, whops I missedGet back bitch, we'll never kissWhen it comes to me, game is toughHave you heard about baby, man she sucksThe bitch sucked dick, so much dickI loved to get my dick sucked by herBitches in oakland want to be underWhen they suck dick like girl wonderNiggers in oakland are sick as hellAs soon as they nut they gots to tellAll the homies, what she didShe sucked and sucked and she's a bitchThe homeboys laugh everytimeAnd then I put her in a rhymeCause when a bitch sucks me downI kick on back and think about nowWhen I sing about rap, all about herThe way she will and put in workI'm sir too short, in the chairBust big nuts like a big 'ol playerAnd sometimes baby we could fuckBut everytime you know she sucksThe bitch sucked dick, so much dickI loved to get my dick sucked by that bitchMe and homeboy roll to the hyattShit went crazy when they had a riotI got in the cutlass, went a few blocksSaw a bitch and had to stopAsked her if she needed a rideThe bitch just kept on walking bySo I said baby, could we just talkI make you see, no need to walkShe never should have stopped, now that time'cause now baby, your in my rhymeI remember you leaving, said I'll see you soonI remember us going in my roomBut I've never seen you, you freaky bitchI now I tell the world just how you liveToo bad baby, we couldn't fuckEverytime I see ya I'm a say you suckThe bitch sucked dickMan that bitch is going to give a vicious blow jobWhen I drop my drawls, I'll be readyBlow more head than blow job bettySuck my dick, and suck it coolAnd suck my homie when he come throughJust suck dick, till you see no otherI think my homie, is bringing his brotherAll my homies are coming upKick back and cap and say she sucksThe bitch sucked dickThat bitch sucked dick (echo)I love a bitch like that, suck a whole lotta dickKnows, get a nigger all juiced up when they bust into the bitches mouthI'm a tell yaIf I wanted, I could black herBut I'm not fucking no head doctorBitches don't know that too short tipYou might get fucked if you don't suck dickBut I'm so freash, I'm so downI tell that bitch the other way aroundSuck my dick and you'll get someI'll fuck you baby till your cock is numbI'll bust my nut in her mouthSmooth get dressed and roll outI'm sir too short, fresh fresh againKicking it tough just like a pimpI could rap non stop in stereoI talk about a bitch, I watch her blowCause she just can't wait to fuckSo for that one reason you know she sucksThe bitch sucked dick, so much dickI just love that bitch for that good blowjobI'm too s-h-o-r-tRap so strong to the disco beatTalk about bitches who ever lickedBitch don't lie, you sucked my dickMore then once, more than twiceIt was hella times and it all was niceYou see me nut, when I look downAnd you looked up and see me frownCause your one bitch I'll never fuckDo you know why, because you suckShe's a vicious head doctor with a p.h.d.
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister