Bonus Track
Too $hort

[KIM:] Hello?

[SHORT:] It's Too Short baby wassup

[KIM:] hhmmm mmmm, you tell me

[SHORT:] Shit, i'm comin out that way tonight, i'm tryin ta get with you

[KIM:] Oh, really?

[SHORT:] Wassup, yeah

[KIM:] You know i waited a long time for this

[SHORT:] Well look, as soon as i get there i'ma call you aight?

[KIM:] Bring me what i need?

[SHORT:] yeah (call me, just call me)

[CHORUS]

when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)

satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) i'll give you what you need (X2)

[SHORT]

My plane touches down at eleven forty-five

I'm comin thru, want you bout to show you why

i got the game from the pimps and players

you goin feel me, baby when i get there

I'm a give you what you want so i could get what i need

we could get hella freaky while we smoke some weed

We don't need champagne, fuck the gin and juice

these nigga's know what Short Dawg and Lil' Kim can do

imagination is a understatement

anything you can think of we could make it

big money hit records

watch us get reckless

we butt-naked, we never sexless

And when i get there, you know it's time to fuck

'cause all night long ain't long enough ta come up

it's just us

ya wanna know sumthin it's a big dick tight pussy thang

make us both cum

[CHORUS]

[KIM]

Everybody know the Queen gettin down and dirty

drive you crazy like a 730

it ain't a secret

rumors they could keep it

You know there's only one ghetto Queen with a guillotine

real bitch that carry gats by the spleen

Na mean?

Some bitch is on the other line, answer that

if it's a booty call cancel that

you want pure satisfaction i'ma handle that

all i need is a candle and the porno channel

lubricate the top, now i'm startin to sweat

peel my Gucci sheets back so they don't get wet

now check it

Adjust ya phone volume Lil' Kim is shore ta bring the nuts out ya

imagine me suckin blood out ya

like a hickey, i love the phone quickie

i slip myself a mickey, now thats the proper set off

You could reach out and touch ME MCI style

Kim and Short fuckin Cali bed sty style

Tell me what you want, i'll tell you what i need

You could fuck me til i bleed

Oh Short i'm bout ta OG

(and i like it)

[CHORUS X2]

[SHORT:] You say it's cool ta fuck baby jes open up

[KIM:] Well since you showed up what's the hold up?

[SHORT:] The blunts ain't rolled up,

let's mix sex with the weed smell

[KIM:] then ride me nigga like you do them V-12's

I'll be yo SLK and you can drop my top

[SHORT:] And i'll be all up in the cock from midnight to six o'clock

The way you suck dick you off the heez-ay

[KIM:] Get off yer kneez-ay, they say you are what you eat baby

[SHORT:] This ain't no 69 it's more like a 138, everytime we have sex it's

like watchin dirty tapes, yer my personal, private porno star

ya wanna see us fuck buy the tape at the corner store

Queen Bee gettin stung by Too Sheezee

I'm smokin indo, buzzin with the breezee

I'll teach you all about the nigga's from the O-A-K

we take the money and the pussy 'cause we sho' don't play

(And i like it)

[CHORUS X2]

[laughing]

[KIM:] HhmmmM

[SHORT:] And I'm lovin it

[KIM:] HOw much?

[SHORT:] How much?

[KIM:] yeah

[SHORT:] It's like this every time

[KIM:] I know your good

MMMMMMM

[SHORT:] my dick...in your....

[KIM:] is that what you wanna talk about

[SHORT:] some of this gonna make it on to the record

[KIM:] talk to me


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  'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version)   16 Hoes   19,999   2 Bitches   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All My Bitches Are Gone   All The Time   Analyze The Game   Anything Is Possible   B***H   Baby D   Bad Ways   Badwayz: Don't Trust Her   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch I'm A Pimp   Bitch Sucks Dick   Blow Job Betty   Blow the Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blow the Whistle [Instrumental]   Blowjob Betty   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy [Radio Edit]   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Burn Rubber Pt.2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   Cali-O - B-Legit   Califorina Girls   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get A Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Candy Paint   Candy Paint - MC Breed   Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed)   Chase The Cat   Choosin'   City Of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Cocktales   Coke Dealers   Comin' Up $hort   Coming Up $hort   Coming up Short   Couldn't Be A Better Player   Cuss Words   Cusswords   Dead Or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Even Stop   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Ever Stop   Don't Fight The Feelin'   Don't Fight The Feeling   Don't Fight The Intro   Don't Fuck For Free   Don't Hate The Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don't Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Every Time   Everytime   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   Fire (feat. Eric Sermon)   Freaky Tales   Freaky Tales [Beat]   From Here To New York   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get Low   Get Off The Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Givin up The Funk   Giving Up The Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard On A Bitch   Hard On The Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix)   Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix]   Hey, Let's Go   Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hoochie   Hotel   Hotel   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin but a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Don't Stop Rappin   I Know You Love Her   I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone)   I Like It   I Love   I Love Tequila   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Pimp You Hoe   I Want to Be Free   I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I'm A Playa   I'm A Player   I'm A Stop   I'm Pimpin'   I'm Wit It   Im Trippin   In The Oaktown   In The Studio   In The Trunk   Independence Day [Instrumental]   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R...   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's a Cold Day   It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix)   It's About That Money   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Alright   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Kobe Bryant   Late Night Creep   Late Nite Creep   Lead the Way   Leave It Alone   Life Is 2009   Life Is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life Is..Too Short   Life's Too Short   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking For a Baller   Looking For A Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Married To The Game   Money In The Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   My Dick, My Sack   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love From Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Oakland, California   Old Fashioned Way   Old School   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula Janet   Paystyle   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp On   Pimp Sh*t   Pimp Shit   Pimp The Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpology   Playa   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player For Life   Players   Players Holiday   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Rhymes   Ride Wit Us   Sadity   Sample The Funk   Set Up   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short But Funky   Short Dog's In The House   Short Rap   Short Short   Slink Capone: Nation Riders   So Watcha Sayin'   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something To Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Strugglin'   Strip Down   Survivin' The Game   T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday   Take My Bitch   Take Your   Take Your [DVD]   Take Your [DVD]   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Why   Thats Right   The Bitch Sucks Dick   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   The Old Fashioned Way   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg...   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened To The Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What The Fuck   What's A Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Wild, Wild West   Yo Neck Yo Back   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck With Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty   Your Sister

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