(Egoraptor)
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Egoraptor, NinjaSexParty, gotta catch'em all!
Smell my balls!
Yo' what up bitch, I'mma tell you a tale
'bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail
Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war, but he just couldn't get the same rush as before
Fat and depressed, his life had gone south, so he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth!
He felt so alive, he felt so real,
He beat all his Pokémon with his fists of Registeel!
He got arrested for domestic violence
It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events
He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell
The cops said Granbullshit and threw that bitch in a cell!
(Danny Sexbang)
Rock on!
This is a fucked up tale of Pokémon gone wrong, gone wrong
That's right!
This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic
Bitch
(Egoraptor)
Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived
He Magnemite not make it outta prison alive
His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper
Bringin' fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper
It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail
So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail
But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped
Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap
Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry
Suck a yellow dick bro, I CHOOSE YOU TO DIE!
Don't do it! yelled Ash You know I got your back!
But Pika pulled the trigger shot him twice in the sack!
(Danny Sexbang)
Holy fuck!
I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts
Spoiler: it sucks
And oh Squirtle, gotta catch'em all
But they might just ruin your balls
And poor Misty
Again and a-Gengar
She'll have Gastly screams
That Haunter dreams
But you want more
And if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur!
(Egoraptor)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pokemon.
I Choose You to Die
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