f/ Father Dom[Too $hort]Way too real, Short Dog is just way too realIt's the T Double, some call me $hortI'm in the house once again from the East to the NorthYou know the west is the best coastWe got the best beats, we bump the best hoesLiving life way too fastStart snitching and you might not lastIt used to be about old pimps and macksBut now we got the young bucks trying to jackIt's a stick up, put your hands up before you get buckedGot you for your watch, your link, and your green stuffEverybody wants to be the manAnd when you are, you go straight to the penGet rich quick schemes off dope fiendsI know you know what I meanMaking big money, living stoned to the boneOakland, California is where we roamHitting this corner, that corner, everywhereBumping fly young tenders with the real big hairSassy nasty, young-ass freaksWanna ride in my car and feel the beatWe hit the motel, the head was swellBaby had back like a big ol' whaleShe told all her friends I did her, tooShe got dogged like Scooby DooCause in the land of macks we don't play thatYou wanna run your mouth, you get pimp-slappedAnd you ask me just how I feelShort Dog's living way too realI'm living way too real, bitchShort Dog in the houseCan't help but live real, you know what I mean?Tell you some shit, thoughBeen in the game for about 10 years or moreTalking about shit you never did beforeYou know my macking is cracking, all of the time24-7 spitting playboy rhymesI got a serious grind and it sure ain't fakeYou slang D, well I'm a slang a gang of tapesSomething funky fresh for you to ride to, foolBending corners in the old schoolI seen my homie Father Dom and he said What's up?Riding in a Supersport drunk as fuckAnd when you see us, the clique is called The Dangerous CrewWe wouldn't change it for you, cause the game is trueSome say that the Dog can't rapBut my bank account will prove thatI make G's, so you can see these nuts, hoeOr get played like dominoesI used to fuck a bitch from San JoseBaby liked to freak all kind of waysShe said I was the best, couldn't settle for lessHad my name Short Dog tattooed on her chestAfter three months I called it quitsShe tried to pop that pregnant shitBut like a mack, I suprised herDropped her ass off at KaiserNever would I let her put a baby on meI ain't the one, I'm Step DaddyI had to let her know just how I feelI'm living way too realDon't ever fuck with Too $hort (scratched 4x)>From city to city, valley to valleyNever seen another state on hit like Cali-Fornia, where the hustlers playWhat you wouldn't expect happens everydayIt's the Wild Wild West I'm speaking aboutWhere Clint Eastwood would get socked in the mouthCause ain't nobody tripping on ranks or stripesIf you live the life, you gotta pay the priceSo many youngsters die over punk shitSmall talk, a lotta dumb shitAnd only God knows when you punch the clockThought he was bulletproof and got shotIt's either heaven or hell, him or meLocked in a cell or out on the streetEvery day on the ave another brother is killedFor living way too real[Father Dom]Well I'm chilling and I'm willing like a villian I be killingCoke is it but tonight I got the feelingCause it's about time for a real mack to step upPimping ain't a thing so I swing on these heifersNever ever feeling no remorse, of couseIf you try to play me out, I'm a punch you in your mouthAnd Rin Tin I'll watch his chin just splatterCaught him with an uppercut, there goes his bladderMy rhymes are fatter cause I said soI'm gonna recollect a neck, mic wreck check a hoeI'm making more dough than the average Joe SchmoeIf she's fronting on the pussy then the hoe got to goOut the back door, don't want to see you no moreYou ain't Deep Throat, so what you come here for?Cause in the nine-tre ain't no lagging or draggingBring your ass over, get prepared for the stabbingAin't no doubt that's how I feelFather Dom and the Playboy $hort, we're living way too real (echos)
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister
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