I'm A Playa
Too $hort

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,

I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring,

I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,

Prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe,

'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'

Too short baby comin' straight from oakland,

Got way mo' bitches than I ever need,

I put that on a big fat bag of weed,

'cause I can give you a bitch but wouldn't give you joint,

Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point,

So you can light that weed,

While I spit this rap,

And tell you 'bout a player from way back,

I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,

Now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,

Gittin' freaky in the right situations,

You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation,

To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo'

'cause I was fuckin' ugly hoes back in high schoo'

I used to fuck young-ass hoes,

Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,

Now I fuck top notch bitches,

Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,

'bout a pimp named shorty from the oakland set,

Been mackin' fo' years 'n ain't fell of yet,

So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,

Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!

'cause I never would fron' on my folks,

I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,

Bitches come a dime a dozen,

So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin,

Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch,

Short dog in the house with some player shit...

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

All the fake players peep game from the real,

Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel,

When you front to the homies how you grind 'em,

Look fo' a tramp, but you can't find 'em,

You got one girlfriend you see her every night,

Comin' around the partners, lyin' about your life,

Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two,

Cut to the house and said baby I love you,

Can't act like a mack like playboy sho'

An' the rest of the macks in the streets of the o bitch!

Comin' up we learn how to freak these hoes,

And when your through gittin' yours then you shake these hoes,

And when your older, it's nothin' but a routine,

Makin' g's everyday workin' blue jeans,

I know I seen it before,

I see it again,

Young tender saying short would you be my man...

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

Yeeeah there's alot of fake players out there

Talkin' bad about ant banks, you know what I'm sayin'

But hey ain' trippin up

Short dog, what you do about them player haters

Try 'n stay away from kriss kross imitators,

Put ya in a cross 'cause they really jus' haters,

I thought you knew, short dog is a player,

Born to mack, 'n got bitches everywhere,

I ride around town in my clean-ass cars,

Screenin' these hoes like movie stars,

Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat,

I was born to mack,

I'm hookin' hoes like crack, I be a monkey on your back bitch,

Until you kick that short dog habit got you on my dick,

And even though I can't fuck you every day,

That's 'cause I got another bitch aroun' the way,

We can all get together on a late night,

Cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight,

I really don't care,

Cause I'm a player...

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]


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  'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version)   16 Hoes   19,999   2 Bitches   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All My Bitches Are Gone   All The Time   Analyze The Game   Anything Is Possible   B***H   Baby D   Bad Ways   Badwayz: Don't Trust Her   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch I'm A Pimp   Bitch Sucks Dick   Blow Job Betty   Blow the Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blow the Whistle [Instrumental]   Blowjob Betty   Bonus Track   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy [Radio Edit]   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Burn Rubber Pt.2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   Cali-O - B-Legit   Califorina Girls   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get A Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Candy Paint   Candy Paint - MC Breed   Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed)   Chase The Cat   Choosin'   City Of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Cocktales   Coke Dealers   Comin' Up $hort   Coming Up $hort   Coming up Short   Couldn't Be A Better Player   Cuss Words   Cusswords   Dead Or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Even Stop   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Ever Stop   Don't Fight The Feelin'   Don't Fight The Feeling   Don't Fight The Intro   Don't Fuck For Free   Don't Hate The Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don't Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Every Time   Everytime   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   Fire (feat. Eric Sermon)   Freaky Tales   Freaky Tales [Beat]   From Here To New York   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get Low   Get Off The Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Givin up The Funk   Giving Up The Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard On A Bitch   Hard On The Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix)   Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix]   Hey, Let's Go   Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hoochie   Hotel   Hotel   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin but a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Don't Stop Rappin   I Know You Love Her   I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone)   I Like It   I Love   I Love Tequila   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Pimp You Hoe   I Want to Be Free   I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I'm A Player   I'm A Stop   I'm Pimpin'   I'm Wit It   Im Trippin   In The Oaktown   In The Studio   In The Trunk   Independence Day [Instrumental]   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R...   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's a Cold Day   It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix)   It's About That Money   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Alright   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Kobe Bryant   Late Night Creep   Late Nite Creep   Lead the Way   Leave It Alone   Life Is 2009   Life Is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life Is..Too Short   Life's Too Short   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking For a Baller   Looking For A Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Married To The Game   Money In The Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   My Dick, My Sack   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love From Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Oakland, California   Old Fashioned Way   Old School   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula Janet   Paystyle   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp On   Pimp Sh*t   Pimp Shit   Pimp The Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpology   Playa   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player For Life   Players   Players Holiday   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Rhymes   Ride Wit Us   Sadity   Sample The Funk   Set Up   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short But Funky   Short Dog's In The House   Short Rap   Short Short   Slink Capone: Nation Riders   So Watcha Sayin'   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something To Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Strugglin'   Strip Down   Survivin' The Game   T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday   Take My Bitch   Take Your   Take Your [DVD]   Take Your [DVD]   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Why   Thats Right   The Bitch Sucks Dick   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   The Old Fashioned Way   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg...   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened To The Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What The Fuck   What's A Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Wild, Wild West   Yo Neck Yo Back   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck With Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty   Your Sister

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