[Intro is continued talking by Pimpin' Ken][Verse One]What you rhyme mayne?You always spend G'sHow much cash you got that you can lend me?Think I'll pay you back, think you flossin hardwhen you ridin down the strip in yo' boss's car?With your silver chain on and your fake diamondsCain't do it right but you stay tryinYou got big dreams, to hit a lick quickAnd buy a brand new house, but you ain't get shitWouldn't even know what to do if you had breadHow to be a baller - can you pass the test?There's more than one way to hit the topTrunk full of dope nigga don't get stoppedTake it to the house and bag it upMake that money and stack it upOr spend it all in one place, what you want from me?I can't tell you how to run yo' companyAnd don't start bitchin bout Too $hortWhat the fuck I wanna listen to you fo'?Look at you, you ain't all that successfulThem plates ain't made out of CristalYou just regular, plain ol' frontinYou come from nowhere and you don't claim nuttinStop bein phony, actin hella hardGirl at the mall, maxin your credit cardAnswer your cell phone, now you smilinTalk to your girl, man it's been a whilesince she left to go shoppin, girl where you at?She out havin lunch with a player mackI'm in the background, don't trip partnerJust munchin on the lunch that your bitch bought meShe don't love you, she just used to youGot your mom and them wonderin what she do to you[Chorus]I don't pay hoes, I turn 'emI teach hoes, you learn 'emHow we get them hoes, don't concern 'emThe old fashioned way, we earn 'emI been in the game, I did itI'm true to the game, I'm so committedI got a lot of hoe money, where you get itThe old fashioned way, I just spit it[Verse Two]I'm pimpish, I never let hoes pimp meI let one bitch get me, and instantlyshe dipped to Mexico, I'ma get you hoeI'ma find you and check you like a physicalI'm not a doctor, but I cut a bitch openWith this game have her broken never quit hoeinA bad habit, I picked up along the wayBreak a bitch, and make a new song every dayI do my own thing, I'm originalI was Born to Mack when I came in the do'Just so you know, I got the game from the EastLake Merritt(?) to Sobranny(?) in them East Oakland streetsTook my game on the road, became a millionaireTell the world get ready for a real playerAnd so it happened, I grabbed the mic and start rappinMake that money keep stackinI made a new album, fourteen timesHoes screamin out Too $hort keep rhyminI got rich screamin BITCHMy favorite word; I hear it on - E'RYBODY shitAnd when they say it like me, I couldn't want mo'Send a special thanks out to yo' Uncle $hortDo yo' thang nephew, y'know I'm down witchaStay strapped, watch yo' back, don't let the town getchaAnd when you get mad, try to use your brainGet some street etiquette, don't abuse the gameYou know us real ones, you know we never biteWhen these hoes start shit you know we never fightCause I'd be layin on the ground feelin real sillyAll I did was fuck his bitch, that nigga still killed meAnd even though I know a sucker spent all his cashJust so he could fuck and try to get some ass[Chorus]
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister