Sunshine, convertable topsYou call 'em rags, we call 'em dropsYou ride black walls, we ride VoguesYou got a girlfriend, we pimp hoesYou say I'm fake, I say you're smokingI'm just a mack named $hort from OaklandJust like a tag team wrestling tipWith a nasty bitch, then the homie switchBitch, ain't getting nothing but a lesson taughtIf your pimping ain't strong, it's not my faultHoes start choosing, wouldn't give 'em a breakI pull out my old white Too $hort tapeI'm playing Dope Fiend Beat and the shit still hitsTrying to stick my dick all in them lipsShe said No, I never did it beforeWell you ain't the bitch I'm looking forCause she's rich and thick and chocolateWouldn't hesitate to lick my dickAll my parters say $hort what's up?See me with a bitch with a big-ass buttI don't answer, I start laughingNothing going on but the Oaktown mackingLaying it right, all damn nightHoes getting sprung like they smoking the pipeEl Dorado, MazerattiNothing but freaks with fine bodiesI love to roll my Mercedes BenzI'm nothing but a player like all my friendsSo when you call me fake, be for realThe call me Short Dog cause I'm hard as hellHope your girlfriend's name ain't LinelleI screwed her last night in a cheap motelLike I told my crew, when the toss up's chillHumping like a Chevy rolling down FoothillGet off the pipe fool, stop crackingBe like Short Dog and start mackingT double O S-H-O-R-TI go solo, can't nobody fuck with meI'll just kick back counting my bankNo cokes smoking, just potent dankFunky fresh on the microphoneWhen you spin that wax, it's not the same ol' songRound and round it goes, where it stops no one knowsYou see me at the clubs catching all the hoesI don't drink vodka, I do drink ginI like to get a blowjob from your girlfriendCause I'm macking, baby, you know that's rightI'm from the Oaktown, straight EastsideI got all my game from East Oakland streetsNow motherfuck you damn shit-haired freaksI go on and on as I sing my songIf you're tender and young, I fuck you all night longI'm not a no-good punk, I didn't make you flunkI didn't tell the whole world your pussy stunkI cut you slack in my rap, I could've macked your motherBut Life is Too $hort so I kept it undercoverI'm so damn hard, on the boulevardHoes ain't tripping on me, they wanna fuck my carFreak nasty don't trip, to me it ain't shitYou can suck my dick with some fat hoe lipsRiding in a Caddy with the top let downCalifornia sunshine, cruising the townOn the boulevard, maybe drop my topIf you're feeling hot, don't even stopCause it feels so good, I'm oh so sprungThey way you work that tongue, it just makes me cumI told all my homies, all aboutThe way I bust big nuts, in your mouthOn the boulevard, we're riding oh so realNot Skyline, I'm talking about FoothillAnd when it ended, you know what happenedI'm so hard I just can't stop mackingI know I gotta stop sooner, but I'll stop laterThey call me Short Dog, I'm nothing but a playerI know what she's thinking, I'm falling in loveBut there's another freak I'm thinking ofShe's got long long hair, she's not like you thoughShe'll do whatever I say, she'll even be my hoeCause I don't wanna get married, I'd rather freak MaryMake good love and I do mean veryWherever I go, it's the same old caseSame damn thing all over the place(Nothing but bitches) Tight-ass jeans to pose inI used to ride the strip trying to catch the hoesThey wasn't choosing, nope not these hoesThey wanted big time Vettes, riding brand new VougesSo like I said before, I ain't trippingTold myself it's time to stop bullshittingDid the gangster walk, did it like thisWalked up to a girl and I called her a bitchI said My name is $hort, I don't play gamesI only play young bitches, now what's your name?She said I wouldn't tell you in all my lifeYou're just a little thug, you're not my typeI said I'm Sir Too $hort, couldn't be no punkEast Oaktown is where I'm fromYou see wherever I go, it's the same old caseSame damn thing all over the place(Nothing but bitches) Mad cause I told the truthI'm calling you one and you can call me, tooCall me Too $hort, call me Too ThinBut you wouldn't get a dime out of this pimpSo just give it up baby and I'll run right through yaMaybe just maybe I'll come back to yaLike Too Clean, I'm riding CadillacI hit the strip, turn around, and come right backSee I'm a big mack, and every bitch in sightSays Is that Short Dog sitting at a red light?
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister