INTRO(Bitch!)Bitches keep comin up $hortFuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort(Bitch!)Too $hort,Too $hortREPEATNow fuck around and get a 5 in your ???Straight across ya face to make sure all you bitches understand itBut I'm a pimp mack player-ass niggaNot a gentleman ain't gonna be no sucker-ass swindlinI know ya starvin bitch what you gone eat?Just because I feed you up I guess you waitin on meIt ain't goin be that,you shoulda ate or bought'cha ass a plateCos on this date we just fuckin till it's lateI ain't Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining armourI'm only out to fuck a bitch,fuck tryin to charm herI treat a fine ass bitch like dirtNo money in her purse,a fuck is all it's worthLookin hella good in the club like a hoBitch,you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinksAt the bar,fill you up with Long IslandsWhile I be all in your face tryin to fuck smilinCos Short Dawg'll never cater to you hosAnd if you ain't fuckin I say Later to you hosSo if you bitches gotta plotYou better get gonna get shot fuckin with Short DawgBitches keep comin up $hortFuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort(Bitch!)REPEATBitches be like rabbits swarmin diamonds and caratsSee my car,see my house and they think I'm a sheriffI ain't never been a marked bitch,you too ballsyWanna drive my car closed-up,that's when you lost meI tell a bitch real quick,I ain't no (?tissu-roll?)All you good fo' is some head and some pussy,ho!And if the pussy and the head tight,we fuck em twiceCos Short Dawg ain't nuttin niceBitch jumped in the car,asks me where we goin?I'm Shorty the Pimp bitch,you goin hoinFucked in the car with my pants and my jacket onRaged about the pussy,now I'm in the trafficNow pussy still wet,got my dick in her handLickin all around it,rollin through the flat landsTake her to my strip,never pussy-whippedSeein niggas with them bitches,I'd a tossed the pimpI use to break hos for Scrilla,but now it's down nowI'm makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town bitchesLivin large for a night,turn back into pumpersWhen I'm through fuckin,bitches leavin with nothinBitches keep comin up $hortFuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort(Bitch!)Too-Too $hort,Too $hort(Hos can't fuck with me)(Bitch!)Too $hortNow break it down to the beat one time!Ol' School.Tell ya lil' somethin about ShortyI'm the East Oakland player,lovers are mooshyI fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers and pussyBitches keep lookin for some Too $hort actsSqueezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bustBitch might lose her mind if I raw-dig herGet pregnant,move her in and make Ma and Pa richerNo more player,no Shorty the PimpI get payed,divert a cheque and get forty per centAll the homies talkin bad,hair down,walkin sadGot the broad livin with me,baby sayin Dad!Sex played out and ol'Shorty's bored getting fat!Then my bitch turn into a ratI could try to mack again but the bitches won't want meCos I'm all washed up,broke,fat and funkyShort Dawg is through,people call me Todd ShawAll the rappers who was fake gonna mic,got rawUgly hos playin hard-to-get,sold all my carsNow I ride the bus and shitI had a '94 Lexus,Rolexes,I sold it allNow I can't afford breakfastI lost everything I worked to beNever thought I'd be a trick,payin hos to serve meShit!Snap back came out of my dreamShit can really happen if you know what I mean?But fuck a wife biatch,stay awayDon't wanna own a pussy,keep the babies on lay-awayBitch thought I robbed it,said it was mineShe didn't know I fucked her with a dildo the whole timeStar-struck bitch seein dollar signs,she think the wad is finePlayin games so I taught her mineTryin to play her prayer got caught in a trapLearnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rapBitches keep comin up $hortFuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort(Bitch!)REPEAT
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister
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