Comin' Up $hort
Too $hort

INTRO

(Bitch!)

Bitches keep comin up $hort

Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort

(Bitch!)

Too $hort,Too $hort

REPEAT

Now fuck around and get a 5 in your ???

Straight across ya face to make sure all you bitches understand it

But I'm a pimp mack player-ass nigga

Not a gentleman ain't gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin

I know ya starvin bitch what you gone eat?

Just because I feed you up I guess you waitin on me

It ain't goin be that,you shoulda ate or bought'cha ass a plate

Cos on this date we just fuckin till it's late

I ain't Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining armour

I'm only out to fuck a bitch,fuck tryin to charm her

I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt

No money in her purse,a fuck is all it's worth

Lookin hella good in the club like a ho

Bitch,you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks

At the bar,fill you up with Long Islands

While I be all in your face tryin to fuck smilin

Cos Short Dawg'll never cater to you hos

And if you ain't fuckin I say Later to you hos

So if you bitches gotta plot

You better get gonna get shot fuckin with Short Dawg

Bitches keep comin up $hort

Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort

(Bitch!)

REPEAT

Bitches be like rabbits swarmin diamonds and carats

See my car,see my house and they think I'm a sheriff

I ain't never been a marked bitch,you too ballsy

Wanna drive my car closed-up,that's when you lost me

I tell a bitch real quick,I ain't no (?tissu-roll?)

All you good fo' is some head and some pussy,ho!

And if the pussy and the head tight,we fuck em twice

Cos Short Dawg ain't nuttin nice

Bitch jumped in the car,asks me where we goin?

I'm Shorty the Pimp bitch,you goin hoin

Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on

Raged about the pussy,now I'm in the traffic

Now pussy still wet,got my dick in her hand

Lickin all around it,rollin through the flat lands

Take her to my strip,never pussy-whipped

Seein niggas with them bitches,I'd a tossed the pimp

I use to break hos for Scrilla,but now it's down now

I'm makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town bitches

Livin large for a night,turn back into pumpers

When I'm through fuckin,bitches leavin with nothin

Bitches keep comin up $hort

Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort

(Bitch!)

Too-Too $hort,Too $hort(Hos can't fuck with me)

(Bitch!)Too $hort

Now break it down to the beat one time!

Ol' School.Tell ya lil' somethin about Shorty

I'm the East Oakland player,lovers are mooshy

I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers and pussy

Bitches keep lookin for some Too $hort acts

Squeezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bust

Bitch might lose her mind if I raw-dig her

Get pregnant,move her in and make Ma and Pa richer

No more player,no Shorty the Pimp

I get payed,divert a cheque and get forty per cent

All the homies talkin bad,hair down,walkin sad

Got the broad livin with me,baby sayin Dad!

Sex played out and ol'Shorty's bored getting fat!

Then my bitch turn into a rat

I could try to mack again but the bitches won't want me

Cos I'm all washed up,broke,fat and funky

Short Dawg is through,people call me Todd Shaw

All the rappers who was fake gonna mic,got raw

Ugly hos playin hard-to-get,sold all my cars

Now I ride the bus and shit

I had a '94 Lexus,Rolexes,I sold it all

Now I can't afford breakfast

I lost everything I worked to be

Never thought I'd be a trick,payin hos to serve me

Shit!Snap back came out of my dream

Shit can really happen if you know what I mean?

But fuck a wife biatch,stay away

Don't wanna own a pussy,keep the babies on lay-away

Bitch thought I robbed it,said it was mine

She didn't know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time

Star-struck bitch seein dollar signs,she think the wad is fine

Playin games so I taught her mine

Tryin to play her prayer got caught in a trap

Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap

Bitches keep comin up $hort

Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort

(Bitch!)

REPEAT


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Eric Sermon)   Freaky Tales   Freaky Tales [Beat]   From Here To New York   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get Low   Get Off The Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Givin up The Funk   Giving Up The Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard On A Bitch   Hard On The Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix)   Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix]   Hey, Let's Go   Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hoochie   Hotel   Hotel   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin but a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Don't Stop Rappin   I Know You Love Her   I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone)   I Like It   I Love   I Love Tequila   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Pimp You Hoe   I Want to Be Free   I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I'm A Playa   I'm A Player   I'm A Stop   I'm Pimpin'   I'm Wit It   Im Trippin   In The Oaktown   In The Studio   In The Trunk   Independence Day [Instrumental]   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R...   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's a Cold Day   It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix)   It's About That Money   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Alright   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Kobe Bryant   Late Night Creep   Late Nite Creep   Lead the Way   Leave It Alone   Life Is 2009   Life Is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life Is..Too Short   Life's Too Short   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking For a Baller   Looking For A Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Married To The Game   Money In The Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   My Dick, My Sack   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love From Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Oakland, California   Old Fashioned Way   Old School   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula Janet   Paystyle   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp On   Pimp Sh*t   Pimp Shit   Pimp The Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpology   Playa   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player For Life   Players   Players Holiday   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Rhymes   Ride Wit Us   Sadity   Sample The Funk   Set Up   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short But Funky   Short Dog's In The House   Short Rap   Short Short   Slink Capone: Nation Riders   So Watcha Sayin'   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something To Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Strugglin'   Strip Down   Survivin' The Game   T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday   Take My Bitch   Take Your   Take Your [DVD]   Take Your [DVD]   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Why   Thats Right   The Bitch Sucks Dick   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   The Old Fashioned Way   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg...   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened To The Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What The Fuck   What's A Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Wild, Wild West   Yo Neck Yo Back   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck With Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty   Your Sister

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