Something To Ride To
Too $hort

-ant banks-

Ahhhhhh shit
Now let me warm it up
I got the gin and juice and Im a poor em cup
To get smooth in the mood that Im in
So lets start riding till this mother fucker ends
And hit the main strip, where the hoes be hanging
Spitting some game and trying to throw that thang
On any young nigger with some ends
A mobile phone and a drop top benz
Take it from me, see
Cuz I know what its about
Kick a big fat dick in a bitches mouth
And keep riding, high siding, but dont front
Nigger serve that shit, dont be no punk
And while the niggers keep jocking
I be scoping
All the fine ass freaks of oakland
Thats where I reside, and where I always will be
The city of killers, dope dealers and still we
Chill like players, and like pimps
Mack all hoes and slap all simps
The big badass, Im from the dangerous crew
I just hang with the gang like its the thang to do
Now mother fuckers cant face the facts that Im doing this
Rapping and producing and they cant even ruin this
See everybody knows the banksta
The big dick gangsta whos fucking with dank and clocking the bank
And Im a get mine in the 9 os
I mean the money, the fame, and the and the big thick fine hoes
Im pulling up right beside you
Bumping this funky ass shit to ride to.

-pooh man-

Now heres some shit for you to ride to punk
Fifteeens slamming hard in my God damn trunk
From tenth ave, to a hundred and fifth
Young players ride the foothill strip
They ride chevys, cougars, blazers, vettes
Five 60 benzos with ferrari kits
They love fine ass bitches, rolex watch
Top let down on the coke white drop
I love my high schools cuties
Muscle bound booties
Pools a hoes so you know I had to do my duties
I got to have it like a rabbit
Fuck her like a champ
I tell you nigger Im a pro with these high school tramps
They say young minds, make good times
See Im a player so let me give an o 9
Alicia, tina, marie, and evette
She wanna ride punk bitch you can ride my dick
Now shawnetta, shawnda, an rida too
Now heres a shot to the whole slug crew
Talk bad punk bitch but its always pooh
Kiss my ass and spend your cash, on this shit to ride to

-goldy-

Pushing my dank coke into the key and start the engine
Hit song, joking time, smoking, donuts while Im spinning
A tight haffa fullest engine with duels, and counts
Fuck a spare tire in my trunk, its boom, that slams
Cuz Im a young brotha like to burn rubber yo ? ? ? out of lanes
I pump it, while ya bump her, so ya change
Than I take a pitched out, exterior interior window
They wax me, then they buff me, niggers dont love me now Im tipped out
Now Im coming fresh from the detail shop
Going to the lee-male spots
Looking for the female cock
I feel the bass and woofer kick my chest like a heartbeat
Went to the curb, when I saw the ass of a dark freak
So I pulled up slamming short dogg
I said hey, she said (snort)
I said damn Im fucking warthog
So I smashed out doing 90
Covered her ass up with the smoke I left behind me
The metly stently flowed in my ears like oxygen
Too short pulling the bass, got the hoes on our jocks again
Fucking with the hooties, with booties, and big titties
Thats potent, but all I is cheese for a rodent
Got a ticket doing 60 in a school crossing
Picking up my young cock for some cool tossing
Defermation of character, racially slandering
But all Im ever givin ya is pimping and pandering
So please let me go off of some
Because I could be at home in my bed tossing her
I make like altune, quick to value human dash
Hit the freeway cuz I cant play when I got some ass
Respect a player and an o g thats what they told me
Mhisani nickname goldy

-too short-

Now I come from the mother fucking eastside
So shut the fuck up bitch and just ride
Im short dogg, hoe you cant front me
Since my very first album I was funky
Bitches start seeing them dollar signs
Even though I wouldnt give a broke bitch one dime
Its kind of funny, they want money from a pimp
Bitch, you couldnt get 50 cents
I take a gap from your ass and then I owe you the rest
I know the game hoe, and Im a vet
Playing broads aint based on love
You want my money, I wanna fuck
And after we do all that, I talk about you in my next rap
Beyotch!! kiss my pimping ass
Cause all the time I didnt have this cash
Wouldnt call, wouldnt give me your number
I couldnt see ya like stevie wonder
I made a hit record
Now I got money
You wanna play $hort dogg for a dummy
But I come from the mother fucking eastside
You suck my dick so I let the fake bitch ride
Dangerous music is on the mike
And like banks always say, this shit is tight

-unknown voice- ** note - below the words are probably very inaccurate.

Now thats some shit I ride
Puff daddy and k-5 will go, buuuut
I got my partner ant banks sittin on something real phat
I got my partner short, sittin on the hood of a cadillac
I got eveybody rolling
I got kool-aid, he aint spilling and he aint trippin
I got ol t b with his big ol fat ass
I got everybody
I got ? , but he aint got no skin on his dick cuz he fuck too much
I got ah, I got ol dirty arm but that my partna though
Cuz hes super clean, super side, super everything
I got footy and jerry, he trying to dred, but that aint whats happening
I got a, shit who else I got, I got I got face, pooh, thats my partna
Hell look through a broad his face so big
I got ah, I got pow pow, he looking like liners; he kind of filthy
But thats my partna though, I aint going to talk bad
I aint going to talk bad
No I aint going to rank out
Oh kitty wing, thats my partna peppermint patty
I aint going to talk about him
I aint going to talk about huh
Cuz he might beat me up send the block out on me
I dont want the block to through on me
Oh too clean (barking sounds)
We got ah, we got hist dancers(what about chris hicks baby? )
Chris hicks thatz my that my steven shikal, he living lavish
Oh else we got, who else we got in the crew that you want me to rank on
The tin man mo, thats pah prince of darkness, thats my dark partna
My counter, thats my darkside
Who else we got, who else we got
We got foothill, oh I didnt get clim, his teeth glow in the dark


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  'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version)   16 Hoes   19,999   2 Bitches   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All My Bitches Are Gone   All The Time   Analyze The Game   Anything Is Possible   B***H   Baby D   Bad Ways   Badwayz: Don't Trust Her   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch I'm A Pimp   Bitch Sucks Dick   Blow Job Betty   Blow the Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blow the Whistle [Instrumental]   Blowjob Betty   Bonus Track   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy [Radio Edit]   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Burn Rubber Pt.2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   Cali-O - B-Legit   Califorina Girls   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get A Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Candy Paint   Candy Paint - MC Breed   Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed)   Chase The Cat   Choosin'   City Of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Cocktales   Coke Dealers   Comin' Up $hort   Coming Up $hort   Coming up Short   Couldn't Be A Better Player   Cuss Words   Cusswords   Dead Or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Even Stop   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Ever Stop   Don't Fight The Feelin'   Don't Fight The Feeling   Don't Fight The Intro   Don't Fuck For Free   Don't Hate The Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don't Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Every Time   Everytime   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   Fire (feat. Eric Sermon)   Freaky Tales   Freaky Tales [Beat]   From Here To New York   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get Low   Get Off The Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Givin up The Funk   Giving Up The Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard On A Bitch   Hard On The Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix)   Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix]   Hey, Let's Go   Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hoochie   Hotel   Hotel   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin but a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Don't Stop Rappin   I Know You Love Her   I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone)   I Like It   I Love   I Love Tequila   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Pimp You Hoe   I Want to Be Free   I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I'm A Playa   I'm A Player   I'm A Stop   I'm Pimpin'   I'm Wit It   Im Trippin   In The Oaktown   In The Studio   In The Trunk   Independence Day [Instrumental]   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R...   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's a Cold Day   It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix)   It's About That Money   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Alright   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Kobe Bryant   Late Night Creep   Late Nite Creep   Lead the Way   Leave It Alone   Life Is 2009   Life Is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life Is..Too Short   Life's Too Short   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking For a Baller   Looking For A Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Married To The Game   Money In The Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   My Dick, My Sack   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love From Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Oakland, California   Old Fashioned Way   Old School   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula Janet   Paystyle   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp On   Pimp Sh*t   Pimp Shit   Pimp The Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpology   Playa   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player For Life   Players   Players Holiday   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Rhymes   Ride Wit Us   Sadity   Sample The Funk   Set Up   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short But Funky   Short Dog's In The House   Short Rap   Short Short   Slink Capone: Nation Riders   So Watcha Sayin'   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Strugglin'   Strip Down   Survivin' The Game   T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday   Take My Bitch   Take Your   Take Your [DVD]   Take Your [DVD]   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Why   Thats Right   The Bitch Sucks Dick   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   The Old Fashioned Way   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg...   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened To The Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What The Fuck   What's A Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Wild, Wild West   Yo Neck Yo Back   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck With Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty   Your Sister

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