Megadeth sucksnMore than your girlfriend when you two are alonennnI wrote this songn'Cause I'm jealous of Dave Mustainen'Cause he can play more than twice I willnBut he can suck my cocknnnMegadeth has more dramasnThan Melrose Placen'Cause nobody likes Dave MustainenBecause he sucks rhino dicknnnMegadeth will never be as big as MetallicanEven though they both suck pterodactyl dicknShould've pulled off the business three decades agonnnNeed a ride? Ask MustainenCause he can drivenWhat he stealsnBitching about being stolen fromnnHypocrite