Somethin to Ride To
Too $hort

-ant banks-

Ahhhhhh shit

Now let me warm it up

I got the gin and juice and I'm a poor 'em cup

To get smooth in the mood that I'm in

So lets start riding till this mother fucker ends

And hit the main strip, where the hoes be hanging

Spitting some game and trying to throw that thang

On any young nigger with some ends

A mobile phone and a drop top benz

Take it from me, see

'cause I know what it's about

Kick a big fat dick in a bitches mouth

And keep riding, high siding, but don't front

Nigger serve that shit, don't be no punk

And while the nigger's keep jocking

I be scoping

All the fine ass freaks of oakland

That's where I reside, and where I always will be

The city of killers, dope dealers and still we

Chill like players, and like pimps

Mack all hoes and slap all simps

The big badass, I'm from the dangerous crew

I just hang with the gang like it's the thang to do

Now mother fuckers can't face the facts that I'm doing this

Rapping and producing and they can't even ruin this

See everybody knows the banksta

The big dick gangsta who's fucking with dank and clocking the bank

And I'm a get mine in the 9 o's

I mean the money, the fame, and the and the big thick fine hoes

I'm pulling up right beside you

Bumping this funky ass shit to ride to.

-pooh man-

Now here's some shit for you to ride to punk

Fifteeen's slamming hard in my God damn trunk

From tenth ave, to a hundred and fifth

Young players ride the foothill strip

They ride chevys, cougars, blazers, vettes

Five 60 benzos with ferrari kits

They love fine ass bitches, rolex watch

Top let down on the coke white drop

I love my high schools cuties

Muscle bound booties

Pools a hoes so you know I had to do my duties

I got to have it like a rabbit

Fuck her like a champ

I tell you nigger I'm a pro with these high school tramps

They say young minds, make good times

See I'm a player so let me give an o 9

Alicia, tina, marie, and evette

She wanna ride punk bitch you can ride my dick

Now shawnetta, shawnda, an rida too

Now here's a shot to the whole slug crew

Talk bad punk bitch but it's always pooh

Kiss my ass and spend your cash, on this shit to ride to

-goldy-

Pushing my dank coke into the key and start the engine

Hit song, joking time, smoking, donuts while I'm spinning

A tight haffa fullest engine with duels, and counts

Fuck a spare tire in my trunk, it's boom, that slams

'cause I'm a young brotha like to burn rubber yo ? ? ? out of lanes

I pump it, while ya bump her, so ya change

Than I take a pitched out, exterior interior window

They wax me, then they buff me, niggers don't love me now I'm tipped out

Now I'm coming fresh from the detail shop

Going to the lee-male spots

Looking for the female cock

I feel the bass and woofer kick my chest like a heartbeat

Went to the curb, when I saw the ass of a dark freak

So I pulled up slamming short dogg

I said hey, she said (snort)

I said damn I'm fucking warthog

So I smashed out doing 90

Covered her ass up with the smoke I left behind me

The metly stently flowed in my ears like oxygen

Too short pulling the bass, got the hoes on our jocks again

Fucking with the hooties, with booties, and big titties

That's potent, but all I is cheese for a rodent

Got a ticket doing 60 in a school crossing

Picking up my young cock for some cool tossing

Defermation of character, racially slandering

But all I'm ever givin ya is pimping and pandering

So please let me go off of some

Because I could be at home in my bed tossing her

I make like altune, quick to value human dash

Hit the freeway 'cause I can't play when I got some ass

Respect a player and an o g that's what they told me

Mhisani nickname goldy

-too short-

Now I come from the mother fucking eastside

So shut the fuck up bitch and just ride

I'm short dogg, hoe you can't front me

Since my very first album I was funky

Bitches start seeing them dollar signs

Even though I wouldn't give a broke bitch one dime

It's kind of funny, they want money from a pimp

Bitch, you couldn't get 50 cents

I take a gap from your ass and then I owe you the rest

I know the game hoe, and I'm a vet

Playing broads ain't based on love

You want my money, I wanna fuck

And after we do all that, I talk about you in my next rap

Beyotch!! kiss my pimping ass

Cause all the time I didn't have this cash

Wouldn't call, wouldn't give me your number

I couldn't see ya like stevie wonder

I made a hit record

Now I got money

You wanna play $hort dogg for a dummy

But I come from the mother fucking eastside

You suck my dick so I let the fake bitch ride

Dangerous music is on the mike

And like banks always say, this shit is tight

-unknown voice- ** note - below the words are probably very inaccurate.

Now thats some shit I ride

Puff daddy and k-5 will go, buuuut

I got my partner ant banks sittin on something real phat

I got my partner short, sittin on the hood of a cadillac

I got eveybody rolling

I got kool-aid, he ain't spilling and he ain't trippin

I got ol' t b with his big 'ol fat ass

I got everybody

I got ? , but he ain't got no skin on his dick 'cause he fuck too much

I got ah, I got ol' dirty arm but that my partna though

'cause he's super clean, super side, super everything

I got footy and jerry, he trying to dred, but that ain't what's happening

I got a, shit who else I got, I got I got face, pooh, that's my partna

He'll look through a broad his face so big

I got ah, I got pow pow, he looking like liners; he kind of filthy

But that's my partna though, I ain't going to talk bad

I ain't going to talk bad

No I ain't going to rank out

Oh kitty wing, that's my partna peppermint patty

I ain't going to talk about him

I ain't going to talk about huh

'cause he might beat me up send the block out on me

I don't want the block to through on me

Oh too clean (barking sounds)

We got ah, we got hist dancers(what about chris hicks baby? )

Chris hicks thatz my that my steven shikal, he living lavish

Oh else we got, who else we got in the crew that you want me to rank on

The tin man mo, that's pah prince of darkness, that's my dark partna

My counter, that's my darkside

Who else we got, who else we got

We got foothill, oh I didn't get clim, his teeth glow in the dark


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  'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version)   16 Hoes   19,999   2 Bitches   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All My Bitches Are Gone   All The Time   Analyze The Game   Anything Is Possible   B***H   Baby D   Bad Ways   Badwayz: Don't Trust Her   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch I'm A Pimp   Bitch Sucks Dick   Blow Job Betty   Blow the Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blow the Whistle [Instrumental]   Blowjob Betty   Bonus Track   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy [Radio Edit]   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Burn Rubber Pt.2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   Cali-O - B-Legit   Califorina Girls   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get A Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Candy Paint   Candy Paint - MC Breed   Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed)   Chase The Cat   Choosin'   City Of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Cocktales   Coke Dealers   Comin' Up $hort   Coming Up $hort   Coming up Short   Couldn't Be A Better Player   Cuss Words   Cusswords   Dead Or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Even Stop   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Ever Stop   Don't Fight The Feelin'   Don't Fight The Feeling   Don't Fight The Intro   Don't Fuck For Free   Don't Hate The Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don't Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Every Time   Everytime   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   Fire (feat. Eric Sermon)   Freaky Tales   Freaky Tales [Beat]   From Here To New York   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get Low   Get Off The Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Givin up The Funk   Giving Up The Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard On A Bitch   Hard On The Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix)   Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix]   Hey, Let's Go   Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hoochie   Hotel   Hotel   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin but a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Don't Stop Rappin   I Know You Love Her   I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone)   I Like It   I Love   I Love Tequila   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Pimp You Hoe   I Want to Be Free   I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I'm A Playa   I'm A Player   I'm A Stop   I'm Pimpin'   I'm Wit It   Im Trippin   In The Oaktown   In The Studio   In The Trunk   Independence Day [Instrumental]   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R...   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's a Cold Day   It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix)   It's About That Money   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Alright   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Kobe Bryant   Late Night Creep   Late Nite Creep   Lead the Way   Leave It Alone   Life Is 2009   Life Is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life Is..Too Short   Life's Too Short   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking For a Baller   Looking For A Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Married To The Game   Money In The Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   My Dick, My Sack   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love From Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Oakland, California   Old Fashioned Way   Old School   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula Janet   Paystyle   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp On   Pimp Sh*t   Pimp Shit   Pimp The Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpology   Playa   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player For Life   Players   Players Holiday   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Rhymes   Ride Wit Us   Sadity   Sample The Funk   Set Up   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short But Funky   Short Dog's In The House   Short Rap   Short Short   Slink Capone: Nation Riders   So Watcha Sayin'   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Something To Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Strugglin'   Strip Down   Survivin' The Game   T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday   Take My Bitch   Take Your   Take Your [DVD]   Take Your [DVD]   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Why   Thats Right   The Bitch Sucks Dick   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   The Old Fashioned Way   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg...   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened To The Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What The Fuck   What's A Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Wild, Wild West   Yo Neck Yo Back   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck With Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty   Your Sister

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