Coming up Short
Too $hort

[Repeat: x2]
(Bitch!)
Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too
$hort
(Bitch!)
Too $hort, Too $hort

Now fuck around and
Get a 5 finger hand plant straight across your face
To make sure you bitches
Understand that I'm a pimp-mack-player-ass nigga
Not a gentleman ain't gonna
Be no sucker-ass swindlin'
I know ya starvin' bitch what you gone eat?
Just because I feed you up I guess you waitin' on me
It ain't goin' be that, you
Shoulda ate or bought'cha ass a plate
Cause on this date we just fuckin' till it's late
I ain't Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining armor
I'm only out to fuck a bitch, fuck tryin' to charm her
I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt
No money in her purse, a fuck is all it's worth
Lookin' hella good in the club like a ho
Bitch, you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks
At the bar, fill you up with Long Islands
While I be all in your face tryin to fuck smilin'
Cause Short Dawg'll never cater to you hos
And if you ain't fuckin' I say Later to you hos
So if you bitches gotta plot
You better get gonna get shot fuckin' with Short Dawg

[Repeat: x2]
Bitches keep comin' up
$hort
Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)

Bitches
Be like rabbits swarmin' diamonds and carats
See my car, see my house and they
Think I'm a sheriff
I ain't never been a marked bitch, you too ballsy
Wanna drive my car closed-up, that's when you lost me
I tell a bitch real quick, I
Ain't no (tissue-roll)
All you good fo' is some head and some
Pussy, ho!
And if the pussy and the head tight,we fuck em twice
Cause Short Dawg ain't nothin' nice
Bitch jumped in the car,asks me where we goin'?
I'm Shorty the Pimp bitch, you goin' goin'
Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on
Raged about the pussy, now I'm in the traffic
Now pussy still wet, got my dick in her hand
Lickin' all around it, rollin' through the flat lands
Take her to my strip,never pussy-whipped
Seein' niggas with them bitches,I'd a tossed the pimp
I use to break hos for Scrilla, but now it's down now
I'm makin' bank rolls for real-a and rockin' town bitches
Livin' large for a night, turn back into pumpers
When I'm through fuckin', bitches leavin' with nothin'

Bitches keep comin' up $hort
Fuckin' with Too
$hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)
Too-Too $hort, Too $hort (Ho's can't fuck with me)
(Bitch!) Too $hort
Now break it down to the beat one time!
Ol' school tell ya lil' somethin' about Shorty

I'm the East Oakland
Player,lovers are mooshy
I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers and pussy
Bitches keep lookin' for some Too $hort acts
Squeezin' on a rubber tryin' ta pull it off and make it bust
Bitch might lose her mind if I raw-dig her
Get pregnant, move her in and make Ma and Pa richer
No more player, no Shorty the Pimp
I get payed, divert a check and get forty per cent
All the homies talkin bad, hair down,walkin sad
Got the broad livin with me, baby sayin Dad!
Sex played out and ol'Shorty's bored getting fat!
Then my bitch turn into a rat
I could try to mack again but the bitches won't want me
Cos I'm all washed up, broke, fat and funky
Short Dawg is through, people call me Todd Shaw
All the rappers who was fake gonna mic, got raw
Ugly hos playin hard-to-get, sold all my cars
Now I ride the bus and shit
I had a '94 Lexus, Rolexes, I sold it all
Now I can't afford breakfast
I lost everything I worked to be
Never thought I'd be a trick, payin hos to serve me
Shit!Snap back came out of my dream
Shit can really happen if you know what I mean?
But fuck a wife biatch, stay away
Don't wanna own a pussy, keep the babies on lay-away
Bitch thought I robbed it, said it was mine
She didn't know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time
Star-struck bitch seein'
Dollar signs, she think the wad is fine
Playin' games so I taught her mine
Tryin' to play her prayer got caught in a trap
Learned a lesson from
The game that I taught in my rap

[Repeat: x2]
Bitches keep comin' up $hort
Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)


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  'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version)   16 Hoes   19,999   2 Bitches   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All My Bitches Are Gone   All The Time   Analyze The Game   Anything Is Possible   B***H   Baby D   Bad Ways   Badwayz: Don't Trust Her   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch I'm A Pimp   Bitch Sucks Dick   Blow Job Betty   Blow the Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blow the Whistle [Instrumental]   Blowjob Betty   Bonus Track   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy   Bossy [Radio Edit]   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Burn Rubber Pt.2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   Cali-O - B-Legit   Califorina Girls   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get A Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Candy Paint   Candy Paint - MC Breed   Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed)   Chase The Cat   Choosin'   City Of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Cocktales   Coke Dealers   Comin' Up $hort   Coming Up $hort   Couldn't Be A Better Player   Cuss Words   Cusswords   Dead Or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Even Stop   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Ever Stop   Don't Fight The Feelin'   Don't Fight The Feeling   Don't Fight The Intro   Don't Fuck For Free   Don't Hate The Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don't Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Every Time   Everytime   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   Fire (feat. Eric Sermon)   Freaky Tales   Freaky Tales [Beat]   From Here To New York   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get Low   Get Off The Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Givin up The Funk   Giving Up The Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard On A Bitch   Hard On The Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix)   Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix]   Hey, Let's Go   Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hoochie   Hotel   Hotel   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin but a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Don't Stop Rappin   I Know You Love Her   I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone)   I Like It   I Love   I Love Tequila   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Pimp You Hoe   I Want to Be Free   I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I'm A Playa   I'm A Player   I'm A Stop   I'm Pimpin'   I'm Wit It   Im Trippin   In The Oaktown   In The Studio   In The Trunk   Independence Day [Instrumental]   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches   Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R...   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's a Cold Day   It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix)   It's About That Money   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Alright   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Kobe Bryant   Late Night Creep   Late Nite Creep   Lead the Way   Leave It Alone   Life Is 2009   Life Is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life Is..Too Short   Life's Too Short   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking For a Baller   Looking For A Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Married To The Game   Money In The Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   My Dick, My Sack   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love From Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Oakland, California   Old Fashioned Way   Old School   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula Janet   Paystyle   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp On   Pimp Sh*t   Pimp Shit   Pimp The Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpology   Playa   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player For Life   Players   Players Holiday   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Rhymes   Ride Wit Us   Sadity   Sample The Funk   Set Up   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short But Funky   Short Dog's In The House   Short Rap   Short Short   Slink Capone: Nation Riders   So Watcha Sayin'   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something To Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Strugglin'   Strip Down   Survivin' The Game   T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday   Take My Bitch   Take Your   Take Your [DVD]   Take Your [DVD]   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Why   Thats Right   The Bitch Sucks Dick   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   The Old Fashioned Way   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg...   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened To The Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What The Fuck   What's A Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Wild, Wild West   Yo Neck Yo Back   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck With Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty   Your Sister

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