Chorus:Aint no bitches like the ones I gotAll top notches gotta stay on topParty all night and we make a lotGotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitchAint no bitches like the ones I gotWhen I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hotLike I said homeboy All I got is top notchGotta keep a fat knot it dont stopVerse one:Im the super player, I got women everwhereI know you love a square, I dont careI still get it, anytime I want toCall her at the house, I think she said come throughIm coming, everytime I see herThats what im doing, I cant believe yaWhen ya tell me, shes all yoursCause when I have her on the floor, down on all foursShe said its mine, and thats for sureIf you come around when im near, you gotta goCause you dont nothing bout this ballers workWhen we was players coming up we knocked all the girlsAnd now I just go out and take my pickIf you gotta enough game you can take my bitchI wont hate you, try to clown, I'll put you downCause I got women all over this townChorus:Aint no bitches like the ones I gotAll top notches gotta stay on topParty all night and we make a lotGotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitchAint no bitches like the ones I gotWhen I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hotLike I said homeboy All I got is top notchGotta keep a fat knot it dont stopVerse Two:You couldnt be a betta player then me, you aint got enough gameYou couldnt take her from me, you aint even have a chanceNot with me in the pictureYou even got the last dance to see what it could gets youNothing, broken hearted and lonelyCause when its over, shes going home with meFive foot nine short hair big bootyLooking like the leading lady starring in a movieFly crib, mercedes benzShe loves niggas like me and my shady friendsAnd when we hang out, dont count the champagne bottlesThinking Im drunk, I dont play game lottoI put the game down from the startAnd you aint nothing but a dumb ass markShe started teasing when she saw the red carpetWhat did you say nigga Get ya ass in the car bitchChorus:Aint no bitches like the ones I gotAll top notches gotta stay on topParty all night and we make a lotGotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitchAint no bitches like the ones I gotWhen I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hotLike I said homeboy All I got is top notchGotta keep a fat knot it dont stopVerse Three:Hoochies, cheerleaders, groupies, beer drinkersHigh class stuck up hoes, that getting real freakyLaywers, nurses, police women, teachersIf shes a top notch, I keep herTall ass models, skinny and shit, big tities, short and thickAll complexions, different nationalitiesPimp game from from east oakland, out to caliKeep 'em teenage to middle age, is she paidCuz if she aint, what can she makeIf I see a bad bitch I aint fin away,Im gonna holla at her, I cant discriminateIts not about the sex, not all the time,cause im trying to get in her mindLike when ya stand and just stare at the oceanI help ya manage your emotions, bitchChorus:Aint no bitches like the ones I gotAll top notches gotta stay on topParty all night and we make a lotGotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitchAint no bitches like the ones I gotWhen I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hotLike I said homeboy All I got is top notchGotta keep a fat knot it dont stopTalking:Aint no bitches like my bitches, I know ya think ya gotta lotta hoes niggaAnd ya probably do, but theres one fact that'll always be trueYou couldnt be a betta player than me niggaLife is, life is too short, so keep trying nigga keep tryingNumba one, player of the year, player of the decadePlayer of the century, player of the mothafucking milleniumAnd his name is too $hort, bitch
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister