(Verse 1):You hear me talking you know I'm from the O-A-KI tell it like it is and that's the only wayI'm the M the A the C the K I write my rhymes everydayNow all you one-rap rappers what are you doin'I got so many raps so just go right thru 'emMy name is Short but I rap long rhymesHand me your mic I do it all the timeNow could you be like me I hate to say itIt's like comparin' Mickey D's and Quick WaysYou only got 3 stores I got the whole wide worldI get beeps everyday from your favorite girlBut I'm such a dog I never call tha freakHit it once and she was just too weakAt my house I keep finer thingsThe candy paints, got her sprung on my diamond ringsShe could live like a queen if she was Miss Too $hortHave 2 babies, get child supportBut at this point she gets nathin from meI ain't fakin' it, freak, I'm just makin' the beatSo don't dance, ride the stripAll day long playin' Too $hort hitsPop in the tape and start ridin'Silly young freak who started sidin'In the Oaktown(Chorus):Oaktown , OaktownOak-Oak-Oak-OaktownIn the OaktownOaktown , Oak-Oak-Oak-OaktownOaktownOak-Oak-Oak-OaktownOaktown , Oak-Oak-OaktownOak-Oak-Oak-OaktownOaktown(Verse 2):See I'm a true MC, I'm not a MC foolI'm just rich and famous and way too coolI get paid to rhyme and I do mean G'zYou don't like my raps don't buy 'em pleaseI give you no refund cause my bass is phatMake it hit so hard just like a punch in the backIt's that dopefiend beat got my rap on your plateTryin' to bite my style and make a demo tapeNow could you be like me or someone elseBass hittin' hard like the Freaky TalesOaktown style it goes just like thisIf you never heard me rap don't tripCause I hit the scene with my homie Too CleanWe slap hands like a tag teamSome people say they don't like Cali rapsPeople like that must be smokin' that crackI rhyme good it's been 10 long yearsGettin' sick of all that stuff I always hearToo $hort can't rap, he's from the WestcoastBetween me and you patna I sell the mostSo let's take it to the stage and don't get scaredCause me and Too Clean, we come well preparedThey call me Playboy Short, and the girls I playEvery single dayIn the Oaktown(Chorus): till the end
Lyrics by Too $hort
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