Shittin' On 'Em[Too $hort]I'm a legend in the game, you can't replace meI'm drivin' this car, don't try to race meYou'll never win, I came straight from the coastlineI got the most albums and the most rhymesI could die and you still won't catch upHow you gonna step up when you let them little heffersdig in your pocket while they suckin' on your left nutYou a soldier? Nigga I'm a vet, whatI'm old school with a new styleGirls hear me rap and act too wildBut that's how I like 'em, what you wanna do now?Get you all alone girl and turn you outYou want a man that do all he canHold your hand, and take you to the promise landBut I refuse to help you get there(Good luck) I hope you choose on the best player[Chorus]Shittin' on 'emI'm shittin' on 'em...I'm shittin' on 'em beotch![Too $hort]She said I'm too old, get fucked it's too lateShe said tell $hort it's a new dayBitch I say fuck what you sayI'm from the Old Bay and the New BayWhen you make the wrong choice, who you gon' blame?I'm all in your ear tellin' you the wrong thingBut you listen anyway, buyin' the dreamYou know about us pimps, we be lyin' and thingsI don't wanna fight for the bitch JoeIt's all about the game, and who can spit the mostI'm never too faded to hustleBall up my fists, and make a muscleI stay strapped, I don't wanna tustleFake ass bodyguard nigga wanna wrestleCause you think she's likin' me?She's goin' hella stupid on this hyphy beat?And now you wanna fight with me?Make me mad, and I'ma fuck your wife-to-beI'm from the Eastside where the Raiders playWhere you get your game from? I say the BayYou think I'll square up? You can't be hopin'I'm hard on a bitch, I was trained in OaklandI never turned in my player cardAsk anybody, they'll say I'm hardI'm shittin' on 'em[Chorus]I'm shittin' on 'em...I'm shittin' on 'em...I'm shittin' on 'em...I'm shittin' on 'em beotch![Too $hort]You so horny, tryin' to find you a bitch mayneI'm hustlin', I gotta stay rich mayneYou friendly, like to buy hoes giftsBut I'm mean, I hit 'em with the closed fistYou a sucka, take a bitch on a tripI kick back, and send a bitch to go get my stackAnd you'll never do thatYou're weak for a bitch, you better move backWhy they always use you?Cause you pay 'em, that's what they used toMan bitches everywhereTreat niggaz like you like teddy bearsYou'll get to feel on her and touch herYou always with her but you still ain't fucked herYou fell in love with the bitch last summerI fucked a few times then dumped herYou tricks, always tryin' to find you a better hoeI told you, never put the pussy on a pedestalThem nasty little cum freaks, F 'emIf they wasn't bout the money I left 'emBurn rubber, I'm drivin' fastThat's my new motto 'cause it's time to smashI flew past still givin' it gasMade a right turn, swingin' the assI'm shittin' on 'em[Chorus]I'm shittin' on 'em...I'm shittin' on 'em...I'm shittin' on 'em...I'm shittin' on 'em beotch!
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister