The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
Too $hort
Baby, check this outYea youI wanna ask you a questionWhere is yo ass?Baby, what happened?A nigga like me I know what's upI want a nasty bitch with alotta buttIf I can't find one anywhereIt turns my dreams to nightmaresBaby right there ain't got no assBut she's OK if she's got cashBitches, bitches, bitchesInvasion of the Flat Booty BitchesI'll tell you 'bout a day that I hadSeen nothin' but bitches with no assI woke up early feelin' shabbyGot juiced up with a big fat CabbyCause every morning you know I haveA big fat Cabby and a nice hot bathJust soakin', smokin', Sir Too ShortThinkin' about the day beforeThirty minutes after I woke outI pulled a freak and took her to the houseShe was Eleve Young, with alotta buttShe sucked my dick and then we fuckedThat good tight pussy, I wouldn't passA light-skinned freak with so much assAt 1 P.M. I was fuckin' awayI wanna do the same thing again todayI want bitches, bitches, and more bitchesInvasion of the Flat Booty BitchesThe day my story made itselfEvery bitch I saw was flat as hellI told myself I must need glassesWhere's them bitches with the big brown assesMe and my group just wanna be toughFreak two bitches then switch 'em upIt was 3:35, the strip was litEvery two blocks I seen a bitchBut that ain't nothin' but a catNone of them bitch didn't have no assWait on the bus, some was walkin'Me and my homie just started talkin'I said, oh, she looks goodHe said that ass is flat as woodI said what about Vicky in the blackHe said, Short, she's all thatBitches, bitches, bitchesInvasion of the Flat Booty BitchesThe Invasion was onEvery single day of the weekFor every nigga livin' there's a freakIf you've got game and a bedWhy not get fucked and get some headCause bitches all over wanna get workedI just need one with alotta turfMe and my homie, rollin' and smokin'Flat booty bitches took over OaklandI told my homie, I hate to sayAll the bitches with booties stayed home todayAnd he said Short, what now?Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-TownI thought them bitches out there was fineBut the invasion was on and it fucked my mindBitches, bitches, bitchesInvasion of the Flat Booty BitchesWe hit the B-Town like Oakland flaresI knew it, bitches was everywhereThe first one had tits so fatBut that don't work, her ass was flatThe second bitch was flat tooI capped on her like a motherfuckin' foolI said be-atch, I know I'm cappin'Where's your ass, baby what happenedShe turned around and capped on meShe said, fuck you nigga, where's your teethI damn near fell jumpin' out the carBut I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hardMy homie said Short we gots to cutBut I was kickin' that bitch and her big flat buttI kicked her ass, got in the rideLooked at the bitch and said bye byeBitches, bitches, bitchesInvasion of the Flat Booty BitchesThe invasion was onWe parked the car and took a walkI saw another bitch and I had to talkI said baby, baby, baby come hereYea you baby with your long long hairBaby came over from across the streetShe was standin' on the corner just talkin' to meI was spittin' the game but I talked to fastCause I didn't even notice that big flat assShit, and I was ready to goWe was rollin' back to the OI told that bitch I changed my mindShe looked at me and she said why?I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland playerI'm not one of them niggas who don't careIt's no thang to do my dutyBut not with you and yo flat bootyFlat ain't the date superstarI could see if you was white, but your black as tarBitches, bitches, bitchesInvasion of the Flat Booty BitchesIn the Berkeley temp, what did we find?Freak after freak with no behindOne long day, I never got inI'm glad that shit never happened againInvasion of the Flat Booty BitchesDamn, I must be dreamin'Invasion of the Flat Booty BitchesWake me up 'fore I start screamin'Invasion of the Flat Booty BitchesWhat's this world comin' to?Invasion of the Flat Booty BitchesWhere's your ass, what happened to you?Invasion of the Flat Booty BitchesThe invasion is on
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister