Too short: nigga what,nigga what,nigga whatEast side boyz:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahUs niggas from the south be representing shitAnd trying to keep these player haters of our dickNever fucking with these loud ass clicks and crewsAnd bucking down busters that be acting rudeCause these niggas and these hoes be with some other shitThey like to talk behind your back but in your face they ride yo dickThat's why I stay tight with my crew,So what you gone do when we come for youChorus repeat 4x: (in background)What the fuck you gone do nigga, what theWhat the fuck you gone do, what you gone do (repeat 4x)(hook): east side boyzRepresent yo' click motherfuckerAnd if you don't then you must be a buster (repeat 2x)Now put your middle finger up motherfucker (repeat 2x)Now drop them bows on them motherfucking suckers (repeat 2x)Now get crunk motherfucker get crunk (repeat 2x)Now get drunk motherfucket get drunk (repeat 2x)Now tell them hoes to drop they clothesAnd cut something for the motherfucking d-lo'sChorusToo $hort:Short short, short, shortNow I don't give a fuck about ya' benz or ya light-skinned bitchI don't give a fuck who you tell you don't like this shitThe fact still stand you got one girlfriendAnd I fill like the whole world's pimpI can't be like you, always acting fakeI can tell you how much a real mac can makeA million dollars ain't shit to spendGet some new hoes and get it againSo don't tell me what'cha wish forYou wanna be kept by a rich hoeBitch ass nigga, I'm trying to get me a lickShe better pay me right now she wanna get some dickI told cha' got the game from the old niggasEverytime I park my car him come the gold diggersWith the easy pussy sign on displayIf you looking for some money don't come this way(hook): too shortYou couldn't be a better player than meEven if you fucked every day of the weekI know you think you got it like that with pI be fucking hoes everyday of the week biiitch!!!ChorusToo $hort:Now I don't give a fuck about cha' phone book and all ya' picturesChilling at the club with all ya bitchesLying on ya' dick save the dramaGot my eye on ya' bitch and ya baby mama, catch ya' snoozingYou know the rules pimp ya' bitch is chosing, ya' bout' to lose themYelling get cha' ass in the car bitchBut I'm much to fast with this hard dickShort dog took ya' broad, it just can't beYa' bitch sucked me and fucked me and than she think meI know the whole story, you ain't serving it rightI'll probably stop by and put some work in tonight(hook): too shortYou couldn't be a better player than meEven if you fucked everyday of the weekI know you think you got it like that with pI be fucking hoes every day of the weekI know you couldn't be a better player than meEven if you rode in luxuryI know you smoke colting that top notch freakYou never could be a better player than me, biiitch!!!Chorus(hook:) east side boyzNow what's up fuck nigga what's up (repeat 2x)You gone buck fuck nigga then buck (repeat 2x)Ya' boys done left ya' now ya' stuck (repeat 2x)Ain't got no pistol on ya ass so you stuck (repeat 2x)You wanna run like a motherfucking bitchYou shouldn't have been no motherfucking snitch (repeat 2x)My nigga trigger finger startin' to itch (repeat 2x)You shouldn't have been no motherfucking bitch (repeat 2x)Too $hort:Now I don't give a fuck if you fuck the richest bitch on earthYou can be a jiggalo couldn't get more workCause I'm a player from way back taught by the bestNo hater can fade meI was short like the rest of y'all half stepping little dicks wanna be bigWillie's, you got a bad case of the silliesIn the studio you make believersIn real life you more like the cape crusadersRushing to the scene to save them hoesEverytime they come across them crazy folksYou cuff 'em hurry up and get em' to safetyBut sooner or later the bitch gotta face meCause I put the game down from the startAnd you ain't nothing but a dumb ass markDo yo' thing and watch me do mineGet the bitch on the phone and we'll see who lying, niggaWhat! (until fade)
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister