What can I do?nI got the post 9-11 bluesnOn the telly nothing but the post 9-11 newsnWar, Iraq, suicide bombsnStop hogging the limelight and make some room for my songs!!nAnyway its all re-runsn- We need a new war Bush! Go get Iran, I heard they’re talking bout your mum!nChange the channel; watch some telly for kids, but what’s this??nHi kids welcome to fun fun fun fundamentalists [kids show theme style]nIn the breaks, Nikes advertising bomb-proof-kicksnThey even showing Bin Laden’s cave on Cribs!!nSo I picked up a respectable magazinenIt told me bout the new post 9-11 categories -nIsraeli fighters are soldiers, Irish are paramilitaryn- And darkie ones are terrorists - how simple can it be?nBut not me, my friends go “Riz is still one of us”nBut if I haven’t shaved - they won’t sit with me on the busnnnEverybody do the post 9-11 dancenLook scared and shake ya arse while the bombs go blastnEverybody shake your post 9-11 thongnSo the dossier was wrongnJack some oil, drop a bombnSing a song, sing a longnBush and Blair in a treenK-I-L-L-I-N-GnShave your beard if you’re brown and you best salute the crownnOr they’ll do you like Brazilians and shoot your arse downnnnPost 9-11 getting around can be expensivenCost 12 dead Iraqis for a litre of unleadednAnd even Green Cross Codes all changednThey just teach kids to duck around low flying planesnOn the tube if you see a dude with a rucksack,nAnd a beard, move carriages mate - fuck that!nThey cancelled Christmas cuz of Santa Claus’ beard and his magicnRed sac got confiscated as a suspect packagenNo need for Halloween 9-11’s more scarynOsama Bin Goblin eats kids and he’s hairynHear a knockin’ at the door at early dawn in the dark?nIt’s MI6 they’ll trick or treat you to a week in belmarshnForget Guy Fawkes he’s lamenGun powder plots don’t really compare to planesnSo no bonfire Halloween or Christmas, they’re donenWell do it all on one day merry 9-1-1nnnEverybody do the post 9-11 dancenLook scared and shake ya arse while the bombs go blastnEverybody shake your post 9-11 thongnSo the dossier was wrongnJack some oil, drop a bombnSing a song, sing a longnBush and Blair in a treenK-I-L-L-I-N-GnShave your beard if you’re brown and you best salute the crownnOr they’ll do you like Brazilians and shoot your arse downnnnPost 9-11 policy might seem harshnBut it’s the terrorists fault we got ID cardsnAnd a congestion chargenThat they’re extending farnAnd electronic tags on the chav children’s armsnCourse we need belmarsh, fuck 28 daysnWe should put the whole of Oldham in its own fuckin cagenMove Hounslow underground so nothing could go wrongnLuton’s already moving, Bradford’s already gonenWe’re all suspects so literally, be watching your backnI farted and got arrested for a chemical attacknDropped some litter on the street and I caused a bomb scarenBut told police my name was John, they thought they caught the wrong braenBut it’s oknPost 9-11 I been getting paidnPlaying terrorists on telly getting songs madenBut will it get airplay geezanIf BBC don’t want it, I’ll send it to Al JazeerannnEverybody do the post 9-11 dancenLook scared and shake ya arse while the bombs go blastnEverybody shake your post 9-11 thongnSo the dossier was wrongnJack some oil, drop a bombnSing a song, sing a longnBush and Blair in a treenK-I-L-L-I-N-GnShave your beard if you’re brown and you best salute the crownnOr they’ll do you like Brazilians and shoot your arse down