- Famous Painted Charlie Punches Famous Action Hero In Artificial Seat - nnHey hey, trendsetters when you're a comedian you starts to bloody, slide outn'Oh yeah I'm a fucken comedian!'nHey?nComedians are just comedians; think their cool, dress good, 'Oh yeah I'm a fucken comedian! yeah'nFucken slide out herenBig time lateral thinkers 'Oh yeah I'm a fucken comedian!'nNew jodhpurs new false arse, talk about social issues. Topical stuff, political stuff and that.nBut NO! NO! NO! fucken NO!nI'd rather be giving you a poofter joke. And, and I don't mean to offend my gay fans, Cos I got a lot of gay fans, I don't mean to offend em. But after all they are a promiscuous bunch a cocksuckers. But I don't mean to offend!.nnPoofter goes to doctor. Doctor checks him over, says 'You got AIDS I need the names of the last 100 blokes that rooted ya'nPoofter says 'Piss off I ain't got eyes at the back of me head!'nnThat's better, that's better than a political joke!nOh yeah fair go, fair go. I, I make a political comment that's got comedy connotations. I took, we mentioned a name earlier, Pauline Hanson, there you go that's a comedy subject, political subject. Yeah I'd like to fuck her. Ok that's the political stuff out of the way, I'll give you another poofter joke!nI'll be there with Pauline goin' 'Oh Pauline, my father Singapore, my mother from the Phillipines, I've shot, I'll see ya later, yeah'nI'm a premature ejaculator, I've shot, I'll strapped, I'll be down for Chinese tea next.nnArnold Schwarzenegger getting ready for his new movie, it's pissing down rain, it's freezin' cold, Arnold hates it. He's all damp and he's pissed off, Arnold, and he hates it. And he, he's doubly pissed off cos he's gotta actually do a bitta dialogue.nInstead of just being in a big fire or an explosion and fucken off home. And he hates it. And he gets pneumonia of the arse!nYeah! Yeah it doubles up!nDouble pneumonia of the arse. He's gotta get a whole brand new arse transplant.nGotta his sphincter all shimmed up. He's all fucked up. He's gotta get a whole brand new reconditioned second hand channel in his arse. He's in hospital for a bloody year!nHe gets outta hospital, he's walkin' 'round, celebratin' wherever the fuck he walks around! Hey! Planet Hollywood, Oh yeah he's got a new arse. No problems, big red drink with an umbrella, got everythin' he could fucken want.nWho should he meet?nElton John with his sparkly big hat.nElton says 'Arnie, I heard about your new arse mate?'n'Give us a quick squiz, I wanna have a look a her stiches see how she turned out there Arnie?!'nArnie's in a good mood, spreads his cheeks and Elton says 'It's a fucken good job!'n'Give us a closer look there Ernie or Arnie or whatever the fuck yer name is!'n'I wanna have a look there Ernie or Arnie, I wanna have a look there and see how smooth yer rim is, I wanna see'nArnie spreads em, and Elton piles one into him, an Elton's pumpin' away like its fucken Christmas.nArnie says 'Whad'ya doin?!'nElton says 'Why should you give a shit it's not even your arse'nThat's better! That's better than a political joke.
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