Short, ShortShort Dog, you so coldYou'ze a player from coast to coastShort Dog, let 'em knowStill spitting that game and macking hoesShort Dog, you so coldYou'ze a player from coast to coastShort Dog, let 'em knowStill spitting that game, Cadillac on voesI heard Short Dog settled down and tied the knotYou think I'm dreaming, you think I fade 'em all and lied a lotMy real friends know I always try to find me a womanBut everywhere I go, bitches try to slide me somethingNow listen up, I try to make it quickI tell you about my greatest hits my latest flick was a porno'Cuz I reached that level I fulfilled all my fantasiesI passed several beautiful women, I'm a thrill seeker, a pro playerMy specialty is ex-cheerleaders, dancers, gymnasts and ballerinasThey all hot like some halapenosIf I released the names and pictures of all the bitchesDrop everything you doing and call the missusShe was young when she met me, so don't hate herI'm an entertainer and a master manipulatorShort Dog, let them knowJust how the game really goesI don't think they knowThe game is still not toldShort Dog, you so coldYou'ze a player from coast to coastShort Dog, let 'em knowStill spitting that game and macking hoesShort Dog, you so coldYou'ze a player from coast to coastShort Dog, let 'em knowStill spitting that game, Cadillac on voesNow would it make you mad?Knowing Too Short had wine and laughsCandle-lit bubble baths, I hit that assWay before you knew your bitch, she's kinda fastI still wanna do your bitchTake a chance, sit down and have a seatYou know the saying, don't bring your girl 'round meDid you think my greatest hits was gonna be some songs?Nope, just some stories about a bunch of thongs, fo' sho'She's the type that you had to marryYou walked in the room and said Hallie BerryThat's what she looked like so I put my thing up in herRolled over and said goodnightWhen I woke up in the morning, she looked the sameSo I did the same thing to her, hooked her maynI hit her two best friends first that's what I didShe heard I was good in bed that's what they saidShort Dog let them knowJust how the game really goesI don't think they knowThe game is still not toldShort Dog, you so coldYou'ze a player from coast to coastShort Dog, let 'em knowStill spitting that game and macking hoesShort Dog, you so coldYou'ze a player from coast to coastShort Dog, let 'em knowStill spitting that game, Cadillac on voesFrom 14-41, 4'11-6 feetLil' mama was a big freakThe 6 footer had her time with meI got some supermodel head on Miami BeachThen I finger fucked the woman on the plane next to meWhen it landed, the flight attendant had sex with meAnd they ask, “Is it the pimp in you?â€I hit reporters morning after interviewsChecking in, lil' cutie at the front deskAll in my face, lookin' like she wants thisLater on, she asks me to play her a songGetting nasty in my room with her uniform onI been with roommates, sisters, even twinsNext door neighbors, so rose and best friendsI got passed around the crew, willinglyUntil this very day they all feeling meShort Dog let them knowJust how the game really goesI don't think they knowThe game is still not toldShort Dog, you so coldYou'ze a player from coast to coastShort Dog, let 'em knowStill spitting that game and macking hoesShort Dog, you so coldYou'ze a player from coast to coastShort Dog, let 'em knowStill spitting that game, Cadillac on voesShort Dog, you so coldYou'ze a player from coast to coastShort Dog, let 'em knowStill spitting that game and macking hoes
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister