Don't light me up I got a short fusenDon't put me down I just love the dirtnDon't tie me up cause I'll just get loosenDon't try to play you might get hurtnnThe violence in Europe is oozingnJust like the pus from a broken scabnGot made a man from nights of boozingnGonna be just like my DadnnHey Mr. Postman what's the news todaynCan you tell me if everything's gonna be okaynMy eyes are wide open and the drapes have been drawnnMy mind is smoking, blowing up like an atom bombnnDon't light me up I got a short fusenDon't put me down I just love the dirtnDon't tie me up cause I'll just get loosenDon't try to play you might get hurtnnThe dogs are gone and I can't get worknThe sun shines down like a 40-watt bulbnI told my mom and she went berserknShould have done what I been toldnnHey Humpty Dumpty I guess you learned your lessonnYou got made into breakfast by some fat old TexannAnd all the king's horses and all the king's mennCouldn't find a reason, and pushed Humpty to his endnnDon't light me up I got a short fusenDon't put me down I just love the dirtnDon't tie me up cause I'll just get loosenDon't try to play you might get hurt