George clinton:(chorus)And it's a cold cold cold cold dayFor a playerDit dit dit dit do do dit dit ditI want to hold yahDit dit dit dit do do dit dit ditI want to hold yahDit dit dit dit do do dit dit ditI want to hold yahDit dit dit dit do do dit dit ditToo $hort:I got too many girlfriends what am I gonna do?Play em tell the world ends and always keep a fewWhen it comes to women I did everything I thought ofPlayers like me, we never get caughtWho's the next on the list? it's a daily routine dogShe give me short, then she'd take my jeans off atFirst she wasn't messing with me told me to lick itBut now she's always sweating me. when we gonna kick it?Spend some time wit her, I need to come through and hit itAny time I feel like I want it, I can get itI'll be here for you, you never wonder were I'm atSo when I come through put the spare key under the matWhen I come in, there ain't no holding backJust feel what I am doing and roll with thatAnd even though I admit I can't commit this timeIt's cause I got my heart broke at the age of nineI've been hard core every since I sucked up the game from pimpsYou never hear me rap about the same bitchI never turned a hoe into a housewifeShort dog east oakland in the house rightChorus 2:I'm ready to ride, ready to ride, ready to rideI'm the mothership wish it comesI'm ready to ride, ready to ride, ready to rideI'm the mothership wish it comesChorus 1:Dit dit dit dit do do dit dit ditI want to hold yahDit dit dit dit do do dit dit ditAy yeeeay I want to hold yahDit dit dit dit do do dit dit ditI want to hold yahDit dit dit dit do do dit dit ditI want to hold yahDit dit dit dit do do dit dit ditAyyy yeeayToo $hort:I thought we was cool like that, why you go behind my back?Trying to cross me in the game when you know I'm a mackCan't do that, you all up in my mixGet the phone book callin all my bitchesYou know I don't really care if you interfereCause I don't think you know about these real playersIf you need a lesson, you better listen upCause I don't think you ready for this pimpin stuffI'm too short baby on the microphoneSince you got no game, I gotta write these songsTo wake you up and get you motivatedI'm about to flip the script and I know your gonna hate itYou can't infatuate my game no more, it's fool proofSo when you try to cross me up, I pull throughLike a solider, cause we fighting a warHaters against players, who you fighting for?You all in my business trying to make it theirsI need to hit you in your face tell you 'mind your own affairs'I'm sir too short, and I'm knowing just how to be a player bitchChorus 2:Chorus 1:Too $hort:Biotch Now if your trying to be a player, do your thingBut if you wanna be in love, it's cool mangDon't try to be a player when you see that you can'tLet your peers pressuring you into being what you ain'tIt's hard to be real in this fake worldWould you result to violence if I take your girl?Or would you realize she likes me more then youOur relationship is starting and yours is throughAre you riding on the bench. who you starting for?Do you have another girl or is your heart broke?Do you know how to be a player?Is what they say about meI'm straight down with the after party, late night freaks.Belita woods:She's just a pretty face, and she doesn't even use her own nameShe stole it from a magazineShe's just a pretty faceAnd the words she say ain't coming from her mouthShe stole the can and loves the potShe's just another pretty faceGeorge clinton:Ohh ohh ohh ohh ohhhhFive o'clock I make a runChorus 1
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister