You dumped me, I was upsetnIn fact it broke my heartnBut fortunately I kept a memorynOf you pulling your piss flaps apartnnEx-girlfriend, ex-girlfriendnI think about you when I knock one outnEx-girlfriend, ex-girlfriendnI think about you with your beaver outnnI've got a picture of your flange in my memory banknAnd I wheel it out when I want a wanknYour inner labia protruded slightlynBut not so much it could be deemed unsightlynnI heard you got a new boyfriendnIs he better than me in bed?nHave you told him 'bout the time that I blew offnWhile you were giving me head?nnEx-girlfriend, ex-girlfriendnI think about you while I have a tugnEx-girlfriend, ex-girlfriendnI remember your rug and it makes me feel smug