Mild Mannered Monster
Alex Day & Tom Milsom

You posted on the internet-net-net-net-net,
And what you said made kids upset-set-set-set
You said a song by one direction was lacking in the middle section
Oh what an affront!
Why are you such a cunt?


You watch a tv show you like like like like
And so you made a post about it
On your fuck-yeah fandoms page
Said it was action packed, a lot of fun and thats a fact
Why must you spoil it so?
I wish youd not been born!


Youre a mild mannered monster
Saying things you mean
You disagree with someone
How could you be so obscene?
Youre amenable, a maverick and full of friendly cheer
The internet dont want your kind round here.


You said the best Harry Potter film was the first-first-first-first
As the kids grew up they got worse-worse-worse-worse
Your point was well considered
Eloquent, and well delivered,
But none of thats worth while
Since you must be a paedophile.


Youre a mild mannered monster
Saying things you mean
You disagree with someone
How could you be so obscene?
Youre amenable, a maverick and full of friendly cheer
The internet dont want your kind round here.


Youre not allowed opinions (Cars was an okay film)
Youre not allowed opinions (Cars 2 was also fine)
Youre not allowed opinions (I think Sherlock can be quite worthy)
Youre not allowed opinions (Alex Days new song was listenable)
Youre not allowed opinions (I might go for lunch soon)
Youre not allowed opinions (There are arguments about the non-existence of God)
Youre not allowed opinions
Unless theyre the same as mine


Youre a mild mannered monster
Saying things you mean
You disagree with someone
How could you be so obscene?
Youre amenable, a maverick and full of friendly cheer
The internet dont want your kind round here


Youre a mild mannered monster
Saying things you mean
You disagree with someone
How could you be so obscene?
Youre amenable, a maverick and full of friendly cheer
The internet dont want your kind round here


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