Can't fuck with us, every car that we inCan't fuck with us, you see, it's somethin' like a sinCan't fuck with us, man, you gotta show loveCan't fuck with us, pimp, player, gangster or thugY'all can't fuck with us, every car that we inCan't fuck with us, you see, it's somethin' like a sinY'all can't fuck with us, man, you gotta show loveCan't fuck with us, pimp, player, gangster or thugYo, I'm Too Short to bitches, fuckin' with PoppaliciousNore holdin' it down an' bust biscuitsNew York crime scene, things get risk-usUntil I fuckin' grow them old man whiskersI'ma stay on the block like Rocky, I'm papiThrowin' batteries in the sock an' rock aquiNoreaga, plus I got my 'Famous Player' cardHimalaya, who the mayor, bitches? St. Bernard, shitStuck in love, since you got doo dooUntil I met Good Game an' Pimp JuJuTaught me how to sell mooshu, in a AzuzuGo hard, thinkin' you hard, I'm Monster Cody-iumAt the Hip Hop Summit, catch 'em at the podiumBut yo, you know how that go, gotta make the papes, soPimpin on a bitch hard, never catch a case, doeBoot to your side, to your back, to your faceCan't fuck with us, every car that we inCan't fuck with us, you see, it's somethin' like a sinCan't fuck with us, man, you gotta show loveCan't fuck with us, pimp, player, gangster or thugY'all can't fuck with us, every car that we inCan't fuck with us, you see, it's somethin' like a sinY'all can't fuck with us, man, you gotta show loveCan't fuck with us, pimp, player, gangster or thugAs I'm rollin' with my homey, down on this sidePetey Pab', Short Dawg in a lowride'Bout to take a trip up to the East sideWhattup, Nore? Give your boy half on a hoe pieI love to rock the crowdTake my shirt off, let my chest bounce aroundGot missin' for a minute but I'm back nowTime to give some of these sissies here the hush mouthYou've been waitin' an' anticipatin' oh, so longStarvin' like Marvin for a Petey songTired of Carolina bein' stepped on, stepped overNext time, I'ma get the awardOr I'ma beat the nigga ass who wonI ain't gon' wait for the camera to cutI'ma light him up, dem jab, right crossDem uppercut, y'all niggaz can't fuck with usCan't fuck with us, every car that we inCan't fuck with us, you see, it's somethin' like a sinCan't fuck with us, man, you gotta show loveCan't fuck with us, pimp, player, gangster or thugY'all can't fuck with us, every car that we inCan't fuck with us, you see, it's somethin' like a sinY'all can't fuck with us, man, you gotta show loveCan't fuck with us, pimp, player, gangster or thugI'm doin' donuts at the light, I ain't got no senseI drive crazy, 'cause they can't stop no pimpOn my way to nowhere, drivin' hella fastAn' every time I see a cop, I give it hella gasI swerved doin' 40 in a curveBut I whiffed them motherfuckers still smokin' on my herbMan, I got this, now I'm doin' 60 on a backstreetKnowin' this hound wants to lick meShe won't give up, I keep goin'You wonder how these old ass hoes keep hoein'It's the game, that's what I put in these womenFrom the beginnin' to the endin'That's why these old ass pimps keep pimpin'An' these broke ass hoes be limpin'Can't get right, fucked up your lifeNigga mad, he ain't ballin' tonightCan't fuck with us, every car that we inCan't fuck with us, you see, it's somethin' like a sinCan't fuck with us, man, you gotta show loveCan't fuck with us, pimp, player, gangster or thugY'all can't fuck with us, every car that we inCan't fuck with us, you see, it's somethin' like a sinY'all can't fuck with us, man, you gotta show loveCan't fuck with us, pimp, player, gangster or thugCan't fuck with us, can't fuck with meCan't fuck with us, can't fuck with the real ones, niggaCan't fuck with us, lil' beotchCan't fuck with us, can't fuck with a real GY'all can't fuck with us, they can't fuck with us, manCan't fuck with usY'all can't fuck with us, don't even try itCan't fuck with us, nah, nah, nigga, this ain't for you
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister