If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em
ICP (Insane Clown Posse)

Come here man check it out
You know there laughing at you man
Fuck them man you know what im sayin come down here man
And join the carnival man

Gangsters bangin nuts straight hangin
Freakazoids baseheads spareing changes
Homelss hobos pushing dead bodies in a cart
Listen to the good part
Poke around doors roamin the land
Chewing on somebodys head i dont understand
Its to much for my nugget to process
So i stop the car to get undressed
Then climb the trees and kick it with the owls
You dont like that you can suck my balls
Its just me and my homeboy large you see
No they cant nobody can see them but me
Lunatics zombies and goons roaming underneath
The 17 moons of delray hellray suicide person
It cant be the fuckin i might as well join him

Hey bitch boy were the fuck are you going
Dont you know they dont like richies were you goin
You dont belong here i think you best leave
Before i grab your chicken neck and squeeze
I tighten up the sewer caps and dive in
I pray for dead chicken boys for my little friend
To snack on his name is willaberags thanks you know your not a bad guys shaggs
It rains only twice a year around here
The streets are dry because of the sky
Its filled with smog and fog and fuck
I finally had it im gonna jump! (is he dead?)
No i bounced my shits made out of rubber
A toxic waste freak show mutha fucker
And im part of the circus show
If you cant beat em join em like i did yo

Nobody wants you got no were to go
Come down and join up with the carnival show
Your a addicted to crack and you dont have a back
Here at the freakshow we dont care about that
You might have 2 heads and you might have 10
You might have a finger growing out of your chin
Here at the carival you cant go wrong
It donsent it matter if your neck bone is 3 feet long

If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
Just join them muther fucker
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
So just join them bitch boy
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
Just join them muther fucker
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
So just join them bitch boy
Just join them
Cause you cant cant beat em
So just join them mutha fuckers
Cant beat em just join em
Cant beat em just join em bitchboy


  Purchase "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em" Video   Play Spotify "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em" Song   View Wikipedia "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em" Entry   Receive Emails for Future ICP (Insane Clown Posse) Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by ICP (Insane Clown Posse)

  $50 Bucks   10 Bodies   12   17 Dead   24   3 Rings   85 Bucks An Hour   Ain't Yo Bidness   Alley Rat   Amber Alert   Amy's In The Attic   Angels Falling   Another Love Song   Assassins   Bang! Pow! Boom!   Basehead Attack   Bazooka Joey   Beautiful Doom   Behind the Paint   Beverly Kills   Beverly Kills 50187   Birthday Bitches   Bitch I Lied   Bitch Slappaz   Bitches   Bitches (w/ old dirty bastard)   Bizzar   Blaaam!!!   Blacken Your Eyes   Blam!   Bloody Bitch   Bodies Fly   Boing Boing   Bonus Track   Boogie Woogie Wu   Bowling Balls   Bring It On   Bugz on my Nugz   Bugz On My Nutz   Burning Up   C.P.K.S (Remix)   Carnival of Carnage   Cartoon Nightmares   Cemetery Girl   Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak)   Chicken Huntin   Chicken Huntin' (Slaughterhouse mix)   Chop Chop Slide   Chop! Chop!   Chop! Chop! With Esham   Chris Benoit   Clown Love   Clown Walk   Confessions   Conquer   Cotton Candy   Cotton Candy & Popsicles   CPKs   Crop Circles   Crossing Thy Bridge   Crystal Ball   Daisies   Dead Body Man   Dead Body Man ( in album Terror Wheel)   Dead Body Man (Original)   Dead End w/Ice T"   Dead Pumpkins   Deadbeat Moms   Dear ICP   Demon Face   Dirt Ball   Dog Beats   Dog Catchers   DogBeats   Down With The Clown   Duke Of The Wicked   Echo Side   Echoside   Eminem's Mom   Every Halloween   Everybody Rize   Everyday I Die   Fat Sweaty Betty   Fearless   Feels So Right   First Day Out   Fly Away   Fonz Pond   For the Maggots   Forever   Forever (Extended Remix) (Featuring the Geto Boys)   Freaky Creep Show   Fuck Off   Fuck Off!   Fuck The World   Fuck the World (Clean)   Get Off me, Dog!   Get Ya Wicked On   Ghetto freak show   Ghetto Rainbows   Ghetto Zone   Go Shaggz   Graveyard   Great Milenko   Growing Again   Guess My Religon   Guts On The Ceiling   Halloween On Military Street   Halls Of Illusion   Halls of Illusions   Halls of illusions (clean)   Hate Her To Death   Haunted Bumps   Headless Boogie   Hellalujah   Hells Forecast   Hey Vato   High Rise   Hokus Pokus   Hokus Pokus Headhuta'z Remix   Homies   Homies (Remix)   Homies 2 Smoke With   Horrible Horrifying   House of Horrors   House of Mirrors   House Of Wonders   How Many Times   How Many Times?   Hum Drum Boogie   I Didn't Mean To Kill 'Em   I Do This   I Do This!   I Found A Body   I Hate Santa Claws   I Stab People   I Stuck Her With My Wang   I Want My Shit   I'm Not Alone   If   If I Was A King   If I Was A Serial Killer   If I Was King   Imma Kill U   In my Room   In The Haughhh!   In Yo Face   Insane Killers   Into Thy Light   Intro   Intro ( Riddle Box )   Intro ( The Amazing Jeckel Brothers )   Intro ( The Great Milenko )   Intro ( Tunnel Of Love )   Intro (Bang! Pow! Boom!)   Intro (Carnival Of Carnage)   Intro (Forgotten Freshness Vol. 4)   Intro (Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 3)   Intro (Intelligence & Violence)   Intro (Psychopathics From Outer Space Part 2)   Intro (The Calm)   Intro (The Wraith: Hells Pit)   Intro.   Intro(wizard Of The Hood)   Is That You?   It   It Rains Diamonds   It's All Over   Jack Jeckel   Jake Jeckel   Joke Ya Mind   Joke Your Mind   Joker & The Juggler/Let Me Go   Joker's Wild   Juggalo Chant   Juggalo Chant (We Will Never Die Alone)   Juggalo Family   Juggalo Homies   Juggalo Island   Juggalo Juice   Juggalo Paradise   Juggalo's Paradise   Jump Around   Just Another Crazy Clique   Just Like That   Kermit The Frog On Weed   Kickin Kickin   Knock 2 Dis Mix   Kottonmouth Kings "Wickit Klown" w/ICP   Let A Killa   Let a Killa Fuck You   Let it Rain   Let Me Go   Let's Go All the Way   Life At Risk   Like It Like That   Lil' Somethin' Somethin'   Lockdown   Love   Love For Dem Gangsters   Love Song   Mad Professer   Mad Professor   Madhouse   Manic Depressive   Marijuanaville   Maybe/Soopa   Meat Cleaver   Mental Warp   Mexico City   Mind Of Howard Stern   Miracles   Mom Song   Mr. Happy   Mr. Johnson's Head   Mr. Johnson's Head Remix   Mr. Rotten Treats   Murda Cloak   Murder Go Round   Murder Rap   Murder, Murder, Murder   Mutiple Myselves   My Axe   My Fun House   My Funhouse   My Homie Baby Mama   My Kind of Bitch   My Shine   Neden Game   Never Had it Made   News At 6 O'Clock   Night Of The Axe   Night Of The Chainsaw   Ninja   Nobody Move   Nothing's Left   Nuttin' But a Bitch Thang   Off the Track   Ol' Evil Eye   Old School Pervert   Oldie But Goodie   Out   Out There   Over A Bitch   Pain   Panties   Party   Pass Me By   Phat or Wack?   Piggie Pie   Piggy Pie   Piggy Pie (Old School)   Play My Song   Play With Me   Please Don't Hate Me   Posse on Vernor   Prom Queen   Psychopathic   Psycopathic   Pumpkin Carver   Questions   R-U-A Ryda?   Radio Stars   Rain   Rainbows & Stuff   Rainbows And Stuff   Real Underground Baby   Rebel Flag   Red Christmas   Red Neck Hoe   Red Neck Neck 99   Redneck Hoe   Rich and Famous (Mancow Made Us)   Riddle Box   Ride The Tempest   Ringmaster's Word   Rollin' Over   Rosemary   Run   Run!   Santa's A Fat Bitch   Scatter Brain   Sedatives   She Aint Afraid   Shiny Diamonds   Shooting Stars   Silence Of The Hams   Simple and Blunt   Skitsofrantic   Skreeem!   Sky Is Falli   Sky Is Falling   Sleep Walker   Sleep Walkers   Slim Anus   Smog   Some F*ckin How   Somebody Dissin U   Soopa Villians   Southwest Song   Southwest Strangla   Southwest Voodoo   Staaaaaaaaale!!!   Stalker   Still Stabbin   Stomp   Stomp!   Suicide Hotline   Super Balls   Super Star   Swallow This Nut   Take It   Take It!   Take Me Away   Take Me Home   Taste   Terrible   The Amazing Maze   The Blasta   The Bone   The Clowns Are Back   The Dating Game   The Dead One   The Great Show   The Juggla   The Loons   The Love Song   The Madness   The Mighty Death Pop   The Mom Song   The Neden Game   The Night of the 44   The Night Of The Axe   The Oddities   The Party   The Pendulum's Promise   The People   The Perfect Night   The Raven's Mirror   The Shaggy Show   The Show Must Go On   The Sky Is Falling   The Smog   The Staleness   The Stalker   The Stalness   The Tower   The Train (featuring ABK)   The Witch   The Wraith   Three 6 Mafia w/ICP & Twiztid   Three Rings   Three Rings (Old School)   Thrill Of The Kill   Thug Pit   Thy Intro   Thy Ravens Mirror   Thy Staleness   Thy Wraith   Tilt a Whirl   Tilt-A-Whirl   To Catch A Predator   Tower   Toxic Love   Toy Box   True Stories   Truly Alone   Under the Moon   Underground Baby   Vera Lee   Vultures   Wagon Wagon   Walk into the Darkness   Walk Into The Light   Walk Into Thy Light   Warrior   Watch My Ride   Wax Museum   We Gives No Fuck   We Gives No Fucks   We'll Be Alright   Welcome To The Show   Welcome To Thy Show   What About Now?   What Is A Juggalo   What is a Juggalo?   What's the hell's a ninja?   When I Get Out   When Vampiro Gets High   Who Asked You   Who asked You?   Who Wanna Flex?   Who?   Whoop!   Whut   Wicked Halloween   Wicked Rappers Delight   Willy Bubba   Wind Me Up   Witching Hour   Wizard Of The Hood   Y   Yellow Bus   You Belong   Yours Begins Tonight   Zombie Slide

Related Songs

  Blow Dry - No Trend  If You Can't Beat Them - Queen  The Butcher - The Arcanum Effect  Their Law - World's In Fire Tour - Prodigy  If You Can't Beat 'em - Queen  No Days Off - Young Buck  God Save Rock n Roll - The Features  Savion Glover - P.O.S.  Off Your Knees - F-Minus  No Regrets - Lecrae  Let The Beat Pound - T.I.  Drugs Are Good - NOFX  System Boomin' - FannyPack  How Are Things? - Foreverdown  Dancin' With My Devils - Mr.Big  Dancin' With My Devils - Mr. Big  Savion Glover - Doomtree  Beat Em Up - Iggy Pop  Beat 'em Up - Lee Aaron  Beat 'em Down - No Fun At All  Beat 'Em Up - Iggy Pop  Beat 'em Up - Blue Oyster Cult  Beat 'Em Up - Blue �yster Cult  Your Good Girls Gonna Go Bad - Tammy Wynette  Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad - Wanda Jackson  Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad - Jan Howard  Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad - Lynn Anderson  Your Good Girls Gonna Go Bad - Tammy Wynette  Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad - Lynn Anderson  Cut The Ground From Under Our Feet - Antillectual  If You Can't Beat 'em (Deacon) - Queen  Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad - Tammy Wynette  Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad - Tanya Tucker  Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad - Tammy Wynette  Jailkeeper - Jenn Em  Drift & Swerve - Em Soto  Earthquake - Em Rossi  ROMx Series III - Em Harriss  Drift & Swerve - Em Soto  When The Going Gets Dark - Quasi  Greebo Wanabe - The Fight  Greebo Wanabe - Fight  Shawty Say Ft. Lil Wayne - David Banner  Can't Hear Em - Izzy Stradlin  A Millie - Lil Wayne  I Can’t See Em - Soulja Boy  Eat 'Em Up, Beat 'Em Up - Field Mob  F.T.I.2 (Featuring Kottonmouth Kings) - Tech N9ne  F.T.I.2 - Tech Nine  Superfunkycalifraagisexy - Prince  Knock Em Out - Stacie Orrico  Explosive - Krayzie Bone  Spit From The Heart - Lil' Wayne  Spit From The Heart - Lil Wayne  Break 'Em Up"(feat. Big Body, Highbeam - TWISTA  The Basics (Alright) - P.O.S.  Knock 'Em Out - Stacie Orrico  Break 'Em Up - Twista  Couldn’t Give 34 Fucks - Buried in Verona  I'm Illi - Lil Wayne  a milli (remix) ft corey gunz - Lil Wayne  Retina - Fake?  Wonderful - Gucci Mane  Drinkin' Problem - Lori McKenna  Fuck Dying - Ice Cube  Let the Beat Build [*] - Lil' Wayne  Some Bodies Gonna Get It [Mark Henry]...  Here Comes the King featuring Angela Hunte...  Can't Leave 'Em Alone - Ciara  Azealia Banks Jumanji is the first single from her...  Jumanji - Azealia Banks  A Milli (Remix) - Lil' Wayne  A Milli (Remix) - Lil Wayne  Milli - Lil Wayne  A Milli - Chris Brown  Beat The Bastards - Exploited  Happy People - Sarah Dooley  Snoop Dogg Here Comes The King is Snoop Lion featu...  Here Comes The King - Snoop Dogg  I'm Zooted - Soulja Boy  Superfunkycalifragisexy - Prince  I Sho Will - Lil Wyte  I Sho Will (Dragged & Chopped Remix) - Lil Wyte  Beat The Point To Death - Amy Winehouse  Tap It Out - Fresh Beat Band  Smoke \'Em If Ya Got \'Em - Parkway Drive  Em - George Benson  Soundscan - Young Buck  Beat Butcha Get 'Em - Canibus  Fake Watch Busta - Migos  Hadean - The Ocean  Hadean - Ocean  Beat This - Tiger Force  God Blessed Video - Alcatrazz  Boom Boom Pow - 50 Cent  Even If It Breaks Your Heat - Eli Young Band  Even If It Breaks Your Heart - Eli Young Band  Red Balloon - Charli Xcx  Outro - Soulja Boy  I Pray (Outro) - Soulja Boy  Dont Tell Em (Remix) - Pitbull  Get Down Tonight - Take 5  Can't Stop (Remix) - Chingy  Here Comes The King - Snoop Lion  Follow Your Arrow - Kacey Musgraves  Air Conditioning Listen Listen - Public Enemy  Air Conditioning (Revisited) - Public Enemy  Air Conditioning - Public Enemy  My Type Of Party (Remix) - Dom Kennedy  Beaten To Da Floor - Three 6 Mafia  Everybody Wit Me - Ludacris  Everybody With Me - Ludacris  Y'all Ain't Ready (Come On) - Petey Pablo  Where Do I Go - Lupe Fiasco  Point Em' Out - Jeremy Fernandez  Popstar - Pretenders  Human [Class] - Pretenders  Human [Class Mix] - Pretenders  F*** Em Only We Know - Banks  Speedom - Tech N9ne  Feet Ball - Travis Porter  Human Beat Box - Fat Boys  One Side - Mario  Crabs In A Barrel - ColdtrainBlues  Cartoon - Lil Boosie  Mosh Pit - Three 6 Mafia  Stay In Our Pjs - Big Time Rush  Electric City - The Black Eyed Peas  Pick Em, Lick Em' Stick Em - David Allan Coe  Pick Em, Lick Em, Stick Em - David Allan Coe  Stunnas - Jermaine Dupri  Little Man\'s Bangin Lude - Bobby Rydell  Electric City - Black Eyed Peas  Even If If Breaks Your Heart - Eli Young Band  Justin Bieber Eenie Meenie featuring Sean Kingston...  Ugly (Remix) - Jessica Garlick  Aim For The Head - Game  Welcome All - Redcloud  Get Em - Wolfgang Gartner  Threemosphere - Atmosphere  Trouble - Chamillionaire  Beat Without A Bass - Lil' Wayne  Men - Various Artists  Make You Mine - Fabolous  Weed & Hennesey - Master P  Beat Around the Bush - Endo  Beat Without Bass - Lil Wayne  I've Told You Once - Yesterday's Hero  Kissing Bandit - Esham  Beat Witout Da Base - Lil' Wayne  Comin Hard - Jerry Lee Lewis  Run This - Kid Ink  Ill Bomb - L.L. Cool J  What It Is - Gorilla Zoe  What It Is - Rick Ross  Beat without Bass - Lil' Wayne  Rewind That Back - Trina  Rewind That Back - Missy Elliott  My Man - Missy Elliott  I Really Like Her - I-20  Eagle’s Claw - C-Rayz Walz   Can't Take It Wit Cha - Esham  Chained To The Wheel - John Denver  I Do Em All - Webbie  Hit \'Em Get \'Em - Aranza  Eh-Em Eh-Em - Lady Saw  Minh Em Voi Em - Nhat Tinh Anh & Khanh Ngoc  Beat Witout Da Base - Lil Wayne  Let The Beat Build - Lil Wayne  You Be Killin' Em Remix - Dondria  Illusions [Q-Tip Remix] - Cypress Hill  Tip - Illusions (Q-Tip Remix)...  Illusions (Q-Tip Remix) - Cypress Hill  Illusions (Q-Tip Remix) - Cypress Hill F/ Q-Tip  Help Me - Chris Brown  Carnival Mirror - Otispunk  Jump Shout Boogie - Barry Manilow  Jump Should Boogie - Barry Manilow  Sexton Society - Nekromantix  Black Is Back - Public Enemy  Beat the Block - Lil Wayne  Memorial Day - Dropkick Murphys  Thesaurus? You Mean The Dinosaur? - Sic 'Em Buster  How To Become Famous In 140 Characters Or Less...  Canto de Ossanha - Quarteto em Cy  Beatem to da Floor - Three 6 Mafia  Beatem to da Floor - Three 6 Mafia  Put The Kettle On - StooShe  First Place - Tinchy Stryder  M ss ng P eces - Elusive  Come And Get It - Alvin & The Chipmunks  Come And Get It - The Chipmunks  Rumours (Bonus Track) - Waka Flocka Flame  Rumors - Wacka Flocka Flame  Rumble Beach - U.S. Bombs  Looking Boy - Hot Stylez  Dumb - Swollen Members  Tracksmart - Atmosphere  Warrior Pt. 2 - Lloyd Banks  Come & Go - 50 CENT