Wax The Booty
Kid Rock

[Voice Talking:] Yeah, but you know people are scared to have conversations

Like this and that's... And that's what it boils down to.

When you see a guy you already know whether not you want to fuck him,

Don't you?

[Girl:] Yep

[Voice Talking:] Guaranteed

[Girl:] Yep


Alright we are gonna have a hot time in the old town tonight


See a fly skinny on the avenue

My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew

Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades

And this girl is starring at me as if she wanted to get laid

Next the girl started steppin and she crossed the street

She walked to me and at that my knees got weak

Then I snapped to realize that it was my duty

To get this freak and co-wax the booty


Wax that booty

Co-wax the booty

Freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty

Wax that booty

Co-wax the booty

I gotta freak freak so I am gonna wax her booty


Heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes

When the freak cut in and started telling of the times

She wanted to rock me and these were no lies

And that is when I contracted the rise in my Levis

Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her

So without delay I began to undress her

Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me

She said yes so I grabbed them titties

Next was the test to see if she was high rank

I dropped her panties and was slippin, I asked do you stank

She said no and noted to me that her shower soap is Gucci

So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie

Headed for her coochie

Grease it down real good

Headed for her coochie

Dang that's good


Now when I got to her coochie I looked close to see

If this girl had any types of signs of vd

She did not so I said to myself Oh goody

And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy

Started rocking this freak with my hands on her butt

You should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up

Next I whispered in her ear baby please turn over

And rocked doggie style while I was calling her Rover

Still tearin it up on her face was a grin

Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin

But she was lovin it all with her back in a arch

I busted my nut and she started to bark

Arf... Arf... Arf

Uhhhhhhh

Arf... Arf... Arf

Uhhhhhhh

Arf... Arf... Arf

Na na bop but nop but


Now if you think the story is over just listen to this

I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss

Then I was searchin for a towel to clean off my dickie

Cuz it was kinda wet all bloody and sticky

And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick

The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick

I started trippin cause this was something I've never seen

The girl was more than a freak she was a sexual fiend

And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get

She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it

Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak

In my opinion she was plain nasty

But never the less I completed my duty

I got this freak and co-waxed the booty


Wax that booty

Co-wax the booty

I got the freak and I waxed her booty

I love the booty, you love the booty

Hey freak come here and let me wax your booty


Too short don't stop

Too short don't stop

Too short don't stop the beat

Hey yo short dog can I get a bitch

Biiiiiiiitch


Now if you like the booty come on fellas show it

This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it

And if the ladies if you are tired of a man on your fanny

Then fuck you go home and watch the tube with granny

Cause this is booty night non stop

With the number one wax and me Kid Rock

So lets get hyped cause if I see you calm

I am gonna think that you are waxin with Rosie Palm

I mean really how could you be so dumb

Just look at all the girls that are dying to get some

Man, just don't be a wussy

And I'll guarantee you could get a piece of pussy

But to get it you have to realize

Don't brag to the freak about your dick size

Man, that's not the way to win it

Cause it is not the length of your wand it's the magic in it


Wax that booty

Co-wax the booty

Freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty


Wax that booty

Co-wax the booty

I got freaks and I wax those booties


[Voice Talking:] Yeah, but you... You know... You know what I'm sayin.

What kind of Popsicle you like?

[Girl:] What kind of Popsicle?

[Voice Talkng:] Yeah

[Girl:] Don't matter

[Voice Talkng:] Huh?

[Girl:] It don't matter

[Voice Talking:] It don't matter?

[Girl:] Nope

[Voice Talking:] So what, you gonna do that to mine, ain't you?

[Girl:] Nope

[Voice Talking:] Well you ought to.

I mean you ought to go run to the store

And you know they would never know what you practicing for.

They'll like, Girl you trying to put some weighty not a Popsicle

And in the back of your mind no I'm practicing to suck Kid Rock's dick.

You know? That would be kind of sweet, wouldn't it?


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