Yo Ho!
Blood On The Dance Floor

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks:
What's with the steering wheel in your pants?
and the pirate says,
Argh! It's drivin' me nuts!

Now I've been riding across
the seven seas,
looking for a girl from another fantasy,
I keep a big ship,
they call me Captain Kidd,
I got the eyepatch,
tri-hat,
rolling like a pirate.

Shiver-my-timbers,
fuck you 'till you're limber,
freaky, deaky 'till you get leaky.
Run like DMC, it's tricky.
So animated, might as well call me Mickey.

Pedal to the metal,
red eyes like a devil
raise the white flag,
can't reach my level.
Like, Argh! Argh!
Flow sick like stars.
XXX 'till I hit your mark.

Ahoy, ahoy,
put the happy to the joy.
Fuck with me and I'll play you like a Game Boy.
Ninja, skin 'ya,
throw you in the blenda'.
Chop, chop, chop,
I'm a motherfucking pirate.

[courus]

Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum;
It's my duty to please that booty.

Yo ho ho
it's a pirate's life for me,
it's a pirate's life for me.

Yo ho!
Sorry bitch,
I wasn't calling your name.
We be burning so hot,
you can't even capture the flame.

Street rat,
hood rat,
freak with tats and little brats.
No, wait, guess again:
I'm a motherfucking pirate!

I'm over like I just drunked, (yeah!)
Battleship, you just got sunked.

Boy, you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean,
It's the size that's the thing
'cause we ain't getting nowhere with
these fucking waterwings!

I used to be ballin'
now I'm just straight dunking.
Gold stars for my rhymes,
I got all the boys sucking

Jealous bitches start hating
because it's not them that we fucking
That game that you claim you play
is the motherfucking game that I'm running.

[courus]

Now and then
we had a hope,
that if we lived
and were good,
God would permit us...
To be pirates.

[courus]

Yo ho ho,
it's a pirate's life for me.
Yo ho ho,
it's a pirate's life for me.
Yo ho ho, it's a pirate's life for me.

I'm a pirate, niqqa!


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