Birds and bees
Scary Bitches

My mother saw me kiss a boynWhen I was only tennWell you might think that's not too badnBut things were different thennShe pulled me to her side and she sat me on her knees, she saidnI think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and beesnnShe pulled me to her side and she sat me on her knees, she saidnI think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and beesnShe said always use a condom you can do just what you pleasenThey stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDsnnBirds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and...nnSaid all men are bastardsnThere's two things they want from younSomeone at home to cook their mealsnAnd someone they can screwnThen after twenty-seven yearsnThey'll get a little itchnAnd they'll run off and leave younFor some thirty year old bitchnnMy mother pulled me to her side, sat me on her knees, she saidnI think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and beesnShe said if you use a condom you can do just what you pleasenThey stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDsnnI don't think my mother liked boys very muchnnThen your thoughts might turn to girliesnDon't fight it, it's okaynThere really is no problemnIf you find out that you're gaynBut you might find it hard to formnLong-term relationshipsnSo my advice, just grab the girlnWho's got the biggest titsnnMy mother pulled me to her side, sat me on her knees, she saidnI think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and beesnShe said always use a condom you can do just what you pleasenThey stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDsnnBirds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and...nnWhen she runs off with someone elsenIt might not be the endnCause you might take a fancynTo our fine four-legged thingsnBut their bits are all in different partsnYou won't know what to donSo I bought this book with diagramsnEspecially for younnMy mother pulled me to her side, sat me on her knees, she saidnI think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and beesnShe said always use a condom you can do just what you pleasenThey stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDsnnBirds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and...nnOr you might turn to your familynA couple's not too badnJust remember uncle Kevin's minenAnd don't go with your dadnI said ma, don't patronize menDon't take me for a foolnEverything you've said we learned three years ago in school!nnMy mother pulled me to her side, sat me on her knees, she saidnI think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and beesnShe said always use a condom you can do just what you pleasenThey stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDsnnBirds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and...

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