Watching TV the other daynI happened to turn on 'Home and Away'nI hadn't seen it for ages but what can I say?nI noticed some birds whose jugs were OKnThen 'Neighbours' came on and the sight of NinanMade me feel all funny in my weinernAnd by the time I saw Izzy and StephnIt was too late - I had lost my messnnOh, why do I always raise my hopesnAbout shagging birds off the TV soaps?nWhy do I get a bonk onnWhenever 'Neighbours' comes on?nn'Corrie' came on the other nightnMaria and Candice made me feel alrightnI don't think Candice has much in way of a chinnBut I wouldn't say no to a look at her quimn'Eastenders' came on and Zoe and KellynMade me want to get my fingers smellynI was so aroused by the time I saw DotnI pictured myself with my cock in her botnnOh, why do I always raise my hopesnAbout shagging birds off the TV soaps?nWhy do I get a lob onnWhen 'Eastenders' comes on?nnWhy do I always raise my hopesnAbout shagging birds off the TV soaps?nWhy do I have to beat my meatnWhen I see the girls from 'Coronation Street'?