What? You say what? The president did what? Ah man, that's hey, that's all good baby He got rid of the player haters too? Ah man, we need to declare this a national holiday We gonna call this Players Holiday Ant be -Z what up man? Rise and shine, make you want to say Dear God, let me thank you for another day For livin' life on the edge and I'm tryin' to break it Tired of duckin' the Feds, but it's a struggle to make it So this is your day homey, now it's time to shine If a player's only trickin', you can wine and dine Stress free from the drama, better go get your ticket Then come on cause some squares can't lie to kick it It feels good not to grind no more Don't get it twisted cause I still hustle Maintainin' just tryin' to reach my goal Livin' life truly successful So that my little soldier never have to sell no dope All the Cutties from the pens comin' home again And we ain't tryin' to kill each other cause brother we all in Beautiful black women give 'em much respect And ain't no funk 'tween the east and the west It's just a Player Holiday Today's the day the Players play So you better be on your way (On your way, your way) Now it's time to celebrate Hurry up and don't be late Cause you know it's gonna be a lovely day Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day (A lovely day) Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day January 1 the year 2000 We gettin' all the money and we ain't through clownin' You can tell everybody that stays around your way Today is the official Player's Holiday Short Dog I'm lovin' every minute of it Cause pimpin's been around since the beginning of it We barbecuin' chicken, that's what we doin' Buy some breezys and we kickin' And Cap what you doin? I'm just sittin here timin' like a Rolex watch I figured by now y'all realize that Hip-Hop and Rap won't stop Puttin' it together like a racing track Where's all my Latino, Philippino, and Ese partners at? I know you feel me when I say that life's a struggle But God first, y'all know we all can't help but bubble So keep your head up And know that things are changing for the better Talkin' 'bout the youth, the little kids Forget about you, never Today's the day the Players play So you better be on your way (On your way, your way) Now it's time to celebrate Hurry up and don't be late 'Cause you know it's gonna be a lovely day Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day (A lovely day) Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day Now all the real players throw your Rollies in The air And wave 'em all around like you just don't care From side to side and from front to back Throw the peace sign baby, show me where you at Dollar bill y'all, and we could scream it out loud And Mac Mall's here, homey that can move the crowd So what the deal with you nigga, you could cross the town Put the squeeze on the haters, ain't no need to clown None of the homies got pop None of the spots got batteram And I'll be damned, it's crackin' like a Summer Jam Barbecues, no more feuds, players embracin' Slammin' dominos, bustin' raps, still paper chasin' Competitors keep a distance, it's all love baby Rub-a-dub-dub love, welcome to the Players Club baby A family affair, a toast to the bay, hey Looks like it's gonna be one of them lovely days Mama used to put my clothes on layaway Now I'm dipped everyday and every see-note got big face Holler at me man, used to ride the back of the bus Now I'm spinnin V-12's though the times is rough In God we trust haters, you can only hate us But can't front cause you knew that we was bound to blow up Gettin' paid what we can, Short Dog and Ant Banks Mac Mall do it big on a Players Holiday, yeah
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister