(pimp): all we want is the money(pimp 2): I keep em bro. wake up one morning, and, with some moneyTo spend, they go crazy.(verse 1):Im going to tell you a story in stereo,About the pimping game, that you should know.But if you dont, its alright.Cause Ill be spittin this game to you all damn night.When I was 3 years old,Straight pimp game I was told.My daddy sent me to pimp school.In this mans world, you cant be no fool.If a pimp is what you wanna be,Youre gonna have to learn pimpology.Pimpology: a pimps profession.Cant be effected by the great depression.So if you want to be giant sized,Come to my school. get pimp-matized.In your school, what do they teach?English, math, and history.Pimpin game, you can learn.And if you do, you will earnA pimp diploma, just for youFor learning what youre taught when you come to school.Lesson 1, you should know:Never fall in love, with your ho.Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing:Act cool.Lesson 3:Dont be a trick. if shes poor, if shes rich,If your game is soft or hard,It shouldnt take long to break the broad.Lesson 4:Keep ya ho. its the most important thing to know.cause I pimp or die.im like the mack:Riding around oakland in a cadillac.But on the other hand, if you cant pimpAnd the hos keep treating you like a simp,I dont know what to say about you boys.You better go to the store and buy some toys.cause you cant play this game.(pimp talking):Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y hear?(verse 2):Now you heard my story in stereo:About the pimpin game, that you should know.And if you dont, its alright,cause Ill be spittin this game to ya all damn night.Im short dog. aint nothing nice.I never rap fake when Im on the mic.I ride around town in a clean benz.Never ever frontin on my real cool friends.My zodiac sign is a taurus the bull.I drink old english, and I do get full.If youre wondering why I dont stop my rap,cause other mcs cant rock like that.My music flows like dominos.I pimp these hoes thats how it goes.Tenders on my beeper all day and night.Im a true blue player homeboy. thats right.O-a-k-l-a-n-d:Thats where I rain, top dog mc.Too short, baby, on the microphone.I work more tails. I dont take freaks home.Man, they start trippin when they think your rich.Met her yesterday. all on my tip.Its not hard to believe.but thats how it goes.Im burning rubber on these hoes like vogues.Check out my style. baby dont stop.If you cant call me short, just call me dog.Black is my color. I have no other.nothing else will do.Ive got a black car, black bed, black tv.Ive even got a silk black suit.Dangerous music, and the dangerous crew,Oakland, ca, and the playboy too.West coast rapping al over the place.Too short, baby, all in your face.I rap so hardyou cant stop me.My last album sold a million copies.Me and the maestro, laying the beat.Dj scratches from my homeboy pete.Dangerous music is what you hear.A new lp, every year.You know we rolling. cant be faking.We come through, and all your girls, were taking.You know were rolling. dont do no simpin.Oaktown players, strictly pimpin, baby.My name is short. just what youve been looking for.Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase.Up in the hills, trying to find my place.Getting lost, getting tossed, getting found and clowned.Every time you see short baby, you get down.cause the raps I make are the raps you like.The way sir too short rocks the mic.Its a one of a kind, rapping style.Have the freaks in the crowd, going wild.For when I spit my rhyme, I just dont quit.Grab the microphone, and just make me rich.(pimp 1): it was $35, 000.(pimp 2): $35,000 cash money?(pimp 1): no. I get 1. $35, 000 plus 1, right?(pimp 2): the one I gave you?(pimp 1): no, I gave you 6 alright. I had 1. now $35,000 plus 6Right.Now $35, 000 plus 1, plus 6 makes 7.$35, 000 plus 7, right. motha fucka, can you buy that?
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister