I get my hiphop on. I get my hiphop on. Allow me to get my hiphop on. Allow me to get my hiphop on!nnJust a little story that I got to tell,nabout a boy named Lu and a girl named Chenel,nShe from the ghetto, he is as well,nHe listens to The Neptunes, she Mr. Kells,nSo while his head was in the clouds,nshe was on the down-low, foul, more sonThe '03 version of a virgin, nSaid she learned head from a porno (Word?)nUpbringing was worse than he,nShe from a broken home,nOne day broke father broke in home,nLookin' for a fix from brokenhearted momma,nChoked and broke her bones,nNow he dismayed,n'Cause he don't think things need to be that way,nNow he at work, and she at play,nand she get paid,nBut he don't think she could ever be that way,nn[Chorus]nYou'd better MAKE SURE your game is tight,n'Cause you don't wanna risk bein' a lame tonightn'Cause that PIMP HAND will smack you down,nMake you hit the road, don't come back aroundnnYou'd better MAKE SURE your game is tight,n'Cause you don't wanna risk bein' a lame tonightn'Cause that PIMP HAND will lay you low,nDon't hate the playa, just the way it gonnNow Lu's not your ordinary mild-mannered man,nWho doesn't man up,nWho just got caught with his pants down and his hands up,nNAW,nHe's a dog, he's a playa he's a mack!(whoo!)nWho preys on the weak and the meek and the quiet,nTry to make 'em into freaks,nGets with the big girls with jobs,nand tell 'em [They] don't really need to diet,nNO,nThen it's free Micky D's for he,nAnd it's three until she gets herself fired,nSorry,nLIAR, he don't care, he gon' say whatever she want hear,nWhatever it takes,nTo get whatever he want or what he won't wear,nPlaid,nShe think he won't darenCreep with her friends when her ends end,nLu be prepared, 'cause he ain't scarednn[Chorus]nYou'd better MAKE SURE your game is tight,n'Cause you don't wanna risk bein' a lame tonightn'Cause that PIMP HAND will smack you down,nMake you hit the road don't come back around,nnYou'd better MAKE SURE your game is tight,n'Cause you don't wanna risk bein' a lame tonightn'Cause that PIMP HAND will lay you low,nDon't hate the playa, just the way it gonnNo matter how much strength man, nyou think that your pimp hand has got,nIt pose no opposition to polititians,nThey so efficient in they tradition,nthey pimpin' is tops,nSchool is a mack with a track,nBring back the tax,nAir Force One is a 'Lac,nBombs over Baghdad, johns in Iraq,nYes indeed, Democracy is a flirt in a miniskirt,nTryin' to give a handjob to the desert,ntill it squirt Texas Tea,nAnd give a condom to Congress to stretch the siege,nBest believe, you'll catch disease,nSiphyllus of the spirit,nArthritis of the knees,nAnd you can watch on the idiot box,nThis NBC is like Spice, alright!nn[Chorus]nYou'd better MAKE SURE your game is tight,n'Cause you don't wanna risk bein' a lame tonightn'Cause that PIMP HAND will smack you down,nMake you hit the road don't come back aroundnnYou'd better MAKE SURE your game is tight,n'Cause you don't wanna risk bein' a lame tonightn'Cause that PIMP HAND will lay you low,nDon't hate the playa, just the way it go