(unknown voice)Uh yeah dangerous crewIn the year 1995, todd anthony shaw a.k.a too $hortCame correct put his niggars on deckLadies and gentelmen... the dangerous crew(too $hort)$hort dogg's in the motherfucking house bitch(old skool freddy b)Old skool freddy b beeetich(shorty b)Shorty b most valueable playerStright indo(about face)Saultions from the soul about face(baby d)You wanna call be baby dYou can call me daddy if youWant to be(shock g)Still in the game shock motherfucking g(blacked up)Yea! blacked upped in the houseWest w niggars(father dom)In the house for showFather dom knockin on your front door(goldy)Hey hoes, I rest, dress, and pimp till I dieIt's goldy(brian)And this is brian I am hereTo say the dangerous crewAin't talking about shit(too $hort)You say it ain't trueI got news for you evenThough we moved we stillThe dangerous crew the funkCame from oakland, the niggars did tooI moved to atlanta so you figueredI was through seen me in the sourceTalked about retireingTrying to get payed nigga I was lieingThinking I'm washed up trying to peel my capI got a million dollars and a million rapsShort dogg's on the mic spitting real shitSeen my videos lately got my greal fixI smoke a lot of weed but don't deal the dope>from the eastside nigga, I kill a hoeIf shorty b ain't funky when he play that bassYou can reach right back and just slap my faceAnd my nigga peewee is no singerHe is eighty eighty fingersOakland niggars don't use fingers for your hornsYeah, my nigga peeweeY'all know he ain't from oaklandHe from richmond california y'allThem richmond niggars are crazy as shit manJust like them belowe niggarsPolyontoe niggars, fisco niggarsRichmond niggars is crazy manTo my richmond partnersI'ma tell you something about themThey just dip on your ass like some oakland foolsWith them automatic weapons they will smoke ya foolsShootin cops in the head like baby dGot my real partner old skool freddy bIn the houseHim and father domJumped in the plane with a pocket full of bombNot the explosiveThe kind that make you show bitchPut me in the studio the dank have me focusAnt banks you know what's supI tried to rap sober but the shit was sounding fucked!I spend a hundred dollars on the brand new benzAnd if I run you off the road run blow your horns againYeah man fuck these hoes manI stright burn rubber on a bitch in a minuteRiding in some brand new shit you know>from the eastside bitch oaklandYou say it ain't coolShit ain't stopping meAnd ain't too many rappers toppin meYou say bullshitBut you knowing it's trueBut better stop sleepin on the dangerous crewI know you and your boys love to rhyme and it's funnyCause I spent all my time and moneyOn my studio we make funky ass music and we do these hoesWe freestyle and you see we get paidYou bring your bitch around I bet a g she staysBig trucks, caddies, lexus, benzMe and my partners fucking the friendsWe got the weed the drink the money the bitchsStill smoking zags no phillys no switchsThree thousand miles away from the oSmoking fluffy ass light green indoYou say we ain't shitThe dangerous clickYou wanna here the fucking tapeAsk your stank ass bitchCause she bought itAnd she's loving itYou just a broke ass rapper now you dub in itAnd when I see a fine ass I be up in it niggaYou can't fuck with my crewWe'll sit you on shelve down the isle like a bookYou talk about me but you bit my style like a crookLeave it alone!(about face)Leave it aaaaaalone(too $hort)Don't it at home(about face)Don't try this at hhhhome(too $hort)Dangerous crew(about face)Leave it aaaaaaloneDon't try this at hhhhhhhhome(too $hort)Don't try this at the house fool(about face)Leave it aaaaaalone(too $hort)Once again short dogg(about face)Don't try this at hhhhhhome(too $hort)And the dangerous crew stright gettin funky with youBitch
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister