Intro*guy toking and coughing up*[$hort] Freddy B![Fred B] Wuz up $hort?[$hort] Ai, y'know they been waitin on this ol' school gameLet's bring that game back![Fred B] Like game one thru five?[$hort] Yeah nigga, just like we use to do it![Fred B] Well check this outGame! Is the shitLike what? A rat-haired bitchVerse 1: Old School Freddy BI was sittin at my home, all aloneThinkin 'bout bitches I use to boneTight young bitches, I can't denyRat-haired bitches, I can't lieThe bitch had body is all I knowOnly 18 but looked twenty-fo'Her name was Bitch, class of '92Skyline High and the shit was coolTook her to my house, Moms was goneTurned off the light, unplugged the phoneThe bitch said Fred, I hearda youAnything you want, I will doI dropped my drawers, dick all swollShe couldn't believe the position was poleIn and out, out and inI used the bitch like a ATMG'd the bitch like the one and onlyBust two nuts and called her phonyShe couldn't believe what I saidThe next thing you know she was on my headSuckin the dick like it's suppose to be doneRat-haired bitch make me cumFreddy B that's the nameRat-haired bitches, I got game[$hort] Cos Game[Fred B] That's the shit[$hort] Like what? (Like what?)[Fred B] A nasty bitchVerse 2: Short DawgI like to fuck a nasty bitchWitta big fat ass and shitFirst lay, dick gettin suckedBitch don't give a fuckCos real players run that gameWhen I fuck that bitch she won't be the sameCos when Short Dawg run up in itFuck a bitch for about 30 minutesReal player-like, straight to the pointBust a nut while I'm smokin a jointStop fuckin, still smokinLay my dick on her lips, say Open!Ain't nuttin like a nasty bitchActing all fast and shitBitch just love to flirtWhen I see her at the club, I'll be puttin in workFeelin on her ass at the barLet's get a room, girl it ain't too farOn the way, y'know what happened?She sucked my dick while I was rappinI just couldn't resistI couldn't hold back, I said BEEYATCH![Fred B] Game![$hort] All I do is stack[Fred B] Like what?[$hort] A motherfuckin mack!Verse 3: Old School Freddy BMy Copue DeVille is all whiteYes bitch, it's hella tightCrush blue velvet, gameless gameWhite on white wit tha gold thangsBounce tp the spot, check my crapWash, wax, straight on fatThe bass on heat everytime I rideA long haired bitch on the passenger sideMackin on the cellular phoneI can't be stopped, 50 G's strongFred Benz, Freddy BOaktown, a bitch don't sleepA motherfuckin mack that's what I amTaxin a bitch like Uncle SamShe pays the tax, Fred Benz' the pimp16 G's put the bitch inNo ordinary game, just give it and takeEast Oakland can't be fakeI slapped the bitch, the money was shortMacked on the bitch and now she knowsFred Benz baby, the game is fatAsk these bitches, I'm a mack[$hort] Game![Fred B] Is like ridin vogues[$hort] Like what?[Fred B] Breakin hosVerse 4: Short DawgBreakin hos day and nightThey call me Shorty The Pimp, my game is tightI never do give hos slackI'm like Fred Benz, I'ma mackSo bitch break yourselfI'm an Oaktown nigga, I'll take your wealthCos that's what I was raised to doBreak these bitches, get payed foolY'know Short Dawg ain't afraid and hurtAny bitch I get, you can't take herCos the game is fool-proofBet'cha momma say I'm tellin ya trueSo won't you pay the manHundred dollar bills all in my handWhile I break you bitchesTell a story 'bout ridin with bitches'Bout these pimp ass niggas from The OWe know just what to do with a hoTake her where the tricks get laidWhere the hos get paidYou need a pimp, bitch give me a callI drop the top in my El Dawg[$hort] Cos Game[Fred B] It's the shit[$hort] Like what?[Fred B] Like a bitchOutro[Fred B] Ai, Short Dawg?[$hort] Wuz up Fred?[Fred B] I ain't smokin no more dank wit no more bitches[$hort] Hell naw niggaBitch wanna smoke a 20 sack, sge got to spend 20KnowhutI'msayin?[Fred B] If the bitch wanna 50, what she gotta do $hort?[$hort] She gotta do me, you and the whole crew, he hah[Fred B] And my nigga PO too![$hort] Hey, y'know what? Freddy B.....[Fred B] What's that baby?[$hort] And Too $hort. We go way back man!1981, Freemont High SchoolWe the two niggas who invented the word 'BEEYATCH!'[Fred B] BEEYATCH![$hort] Hey wait wait wait. BEEYATCH!
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister