Right about now in the place to beToo $hort babyGettin' real funky with the motherfuckin'Dangerous Crew, bitch, with that old schoolToo $hort baby, I'm so hardPimpin' these hoes on the boulevardBut I'm not here to tell ya bout meI got a little story bout a nasty freakShe's the kind of girl you think about in bedBlow job Betty givin' real good headBust a left nut, right nut in her jawSperm on her cheeks is all ya sawShe could blow more head than a whale blows waterBlow job Betty make your dick get harderShe's a one of a kind, a hell of a girlA trip and a half around the worldCatch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stopShe's the kind of girl that'll make your toes popEvery time I used to see her, I would know what's upBlow job Betty better blow me upI remember the day when I first met herBitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get herWalked up to her said my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' forPimp is my game, I do it the best Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no restWell after that, I G'ed the freakI used to stop by and fuck about twice a weekAnd from the very first time I went to her houseWalked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth$hort Dog'll get bitches anytime I want toGot a big dick and lay it right on her tonsilsOnly stick it in about half way backCause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neckNiggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitchBut I'm the only nigga that the bitch made richLike any other tramp she loved to fuckWith any motherfucker got nuts to suckI spit game to the bitch, just like thisWhy you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money?It didn't take long to stay true to the gameAnd get my pimpin' onBut every once in a while you get a stupid hoeBitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get itBlowjob Betty was dumbA fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cumShe made money for a minute but she loved the sexSo I cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a playerOne night at a club, she was puttin' in workAll you had to do was step up to herShe was in the bathroom sayin' one at a timeWasn't my bitch but she still was fineSo I went in the back room, seen the bitchSlapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch?And to the players out thereInstantly, Blowjob Betty started servin' meCause the player I am to the day I'm deadI was sittin' on the sink gettin' some headIt was all so good and much too trueOne young freak and a whole damn crewBut then I shot that fatal nutMust of knocked that bitch on her buttShe couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throatMe and my homies just hit the doorMy homeboy said $hort don't worryBut that next day I read this storyA young girl died just last nightShe choked on sperm in her windpipeIt was on her face, her neck, and chestAnd we're sorry to say there's no suspectWhen I saw that my brain clickedI bust a nut and killed a bitchIt might sound sick, it might be pettyBut ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty!Biatch!Yeah hoe, y'all niggas don't know though, that's it
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister
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