Singer croons be my.. dirty love 2X while Short spits)Ain't nuttin changed.. Short DawgSheezee.. sheezee(singer croons be my.. (be my) dirty love (dirty love) 2X)Much love y'allShort Dawg's in thisVerse One: Too $hortI'm high profile, but you can't see me hoeGot limosine tint like a real CEOHands free, talkin on the speaker phoneHandlin my business, just tryin to get my freak onYou know, bitches always beepin me with code 69I'm real with mine, I make hoes wait in lineCan't fuck em all, and don't want toCause some of these tramps might front you (watch out)You waited six months, I fucked her on the first dateAnd so I smoke the green weed to keep my mind straightIt's Friday, doin shit my wayMe and yo' bitch, rollin down the highway (right)While you shootin that.. she gave it up easyFore-a-play and all that, wasn't tryin to tease meNow you wanna feud, fuck that shit (slut)Let's fight behind a lady, not that punk ass bitch(singer croons be my.. dirty love 2X while Short spits)Watch em.. keep your eyes openDoesn't make senseVerse Two: Too $hortNow here I go, spittin another verseLet the pen read my mind cause the shit ain't rehearsedI'm so curious, about what this fat bitch haveA big bag of weed and a pack of zig-zags (smokin)So I kicked it with her, with no intentions to fuckSmoked up her weed and got my dick sucked (yeah right)I said I got a lot of money but I'm short on cashCould you give a nigga some so I can get some gas? (stupid shit)She gave me twenty dollars, I know it's small pimpinBut it's mandatory, when I deal with all women (all these hoes)It ain't gon' be no one-sided, I support her shitJust because she hurt, Too $hort got a grip, beyitch!I break it down, like the beatRide you like a motherfuckin seventy-threeOld school, everytime I roll throughAll you suckers know who all the bitches go to, Short Dawg(singer croons be my.. dirty love 2X while Short spits)Fuck a bitch.. they fuck with you mainFoul mouthed little motherfuckers.. ?Verse Three: Too $hortIt's cause rap music is like sellin dopeEvery dollar you invest you get seven mo' (and that's real)I hope you never ask me, how much it costsIf you can't figure out how the fuck I floss (big ballin)You better get in where you fit inCause a nigga like me ain't kiddin (no jokes)Here come her boyfriend, with that narrow minded shitKissin on the bitch, she sucked e'rybody dick (slut)Don't get mad, you knew the bitch had flawsRidin in the Benz (bitch) dick hangin out my drawers.... now why she give me head? (why?)All she ever wanted was to get in my bedI ain't gotta be a trick to tramp your hoe (nope)I spit the game like a pimp while I'm ridin chromeI had a dream I was through, can't sell recordsCan't catch hoes, bring em home and get naked (what?)It's not the first time, I had this dreamBut music is my drug and I'm a dopefiend (straight)The way I put it down, it don't seem too hardScorin points like Kareem-Abdul Jabbar (swish)And if you tryin to catch me, you'll find out fastWhat you tryin to do is an impossible task (can't do it)Cause what I'm doin (can't do that) no rapper ever did it(can't do that) Eleven albums and I'm still the shit, bitch!(singer croons be my.. dirty love 2X while Short spits)Can't do that.. nah nah.. ain't gon' happenOld school Too $hort, that's right I said Too $hort(singer croons be my.. (be my) dirty love (dirty love) 2X)We go way back, youknowhatI'msayin?Buy you some motherfuckin businessGet up out the madness
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister